Finn was trembling as he reached to knock on the door of Princess Bubblegum's room. His breath was ragged, he was sweating, and it was also apparent that he had been crying. "Bubblegum, please-" he begged silently.
The door was answered. "Oh hi, Finn-Oh my glob! What happened to you?" the princess asked as she moved aside to allow Finn room to enter. "Have a seat, Finn, and tell me what happened."
The eighteen year old boy took a seat in the closest chair, and cringed a little as he sat down. "Ow, eegh," he groaned quietly.
PB watched, and became more concerned than she had been earlier. "Finn? Are you okay?" she asked.
"No, no, I-I-it was the Ice King."
"What about the Ice King?" PB asked, concern littered deep in her voice.
Finn bit his lower lip, and he attempted not to start crying, but it was no use. The memories caused him to wail out suddenly. This in turn caused PB to step closer to the hero, and kneel down next to him. "Finn? What did the Ice King do?"
Finn calmed down just enough to answer her question. "I-I- went over there, because he had kidnapped some princess, and I was going to save her, but when I got there, it was a trap! The Ice King locked me in this room, and then-" he started to cry again. "He, oh glob, he bent me over this table, and, oh glob, he was so cold. It felt like he was jabbing a huge icicle up my butt!"
At that revelation Princess Bubblegum looked both disgusted, and shocked. She had always known that the Ice King wasn't all right in the head, but to think that he would actually rape Finn of all people was down right shocking!
"Oh Finn," she reached to hug him, and Finn returned the hug, nuzzling his face just above her chest. "The Ice King will pay for what he did to you!" she exclaimed in a wicked sounding voice that gave Finn chills.
"What are you going to do?" Finn asked.
The Princess sighed, "I'm not sure yet. I'll have to make some calls. In the mean time, Finn, I think I know a way to make this better for you."
Finn's eyes lit up, "How so?"
"Well, I've been working on a formula that's supposed to grant medicinal properties to ones genitalia." she explained.
"Say what?" Finn asked thoroughly confused.
"I've been working on a formula that will grant people healing cocks, and healing vaginas! I have a vial ready, but I need to test it out. Finn, will you allow me to heal you with the power of my vagina?" she asked.
"Sure!" Finn answered right away. He was happy now, because finally he would get to bang Princess Bubblegum.
-Insert explicit sex here. Explicit sex that is so perfect, and awesome, because it makes Finn and PB orgasm at the exact same time.-
"Wow, that was amazing PB!" Finn panted.
"You weren't so bad yourself stud," the Princess replied back. "How do you feel by the way?"
"I feel great! I feel fantastic!" Finn shouted happily.
"How do you feel about what the Ice King did to you?" she asked.
"Hmm, I dunno. I'm not sad anymore, because your healing vagina has pretty much made me forget that awful moment. Still, I think he should pay for what he did."
PB smiled, and stepped out of her bed. "I'm going to make a phone call," she told Finn, who was now sound asleep.
She smiled, then reached for her phone, and dialed a number. "Hello, Marceline? Listen, I need you to do me a favor. No, Marceline, not THAT type of favor! Yeah, the other one. You will? Alright, thank you!"
THE END