Silent Konoha
chatper 1: meandering in medias res terra incognita (in the middle of unknown territory)
narto was goin on vacastion with his buddies in konoha 1 day
"woa," sed sasukemaru, "it is pretty fucking foggy here"
"oh, yeah, ur right" said Sarkura
"i hope we dont crash because of the fo- WOAAASHHH D:" sead narto who was driver
"well dis sucks" said ElevenEleven
"shut up nine-eleven lol" said sarkura
"please don't tease me like that its offensif" sed eleveneleven
"yeah she's rite," sasukemaru interjected, "my whole clan died in nine eleven damn Itach was such an extreemist muslam :("
"yeah ok anyweys" narto brot them bax to da situashon at hand
"we r kinda lost" he continued
"wow, yeah" said Konan
"awright, let's walk crew" said sasukemaru
"mebe we shold split up gang" said velma
"wrong one :C" say sasukemar
sasukmemaru used his mangekyous sharngan nd stabbbed vlema wit da sword of suansnao ssealin her aweay for fiveever
so they were walkin but nobody was in konoha which was real weard becuz thereis usualmente a ton of people in knonhar
they walked nd they walked nd they wlaked and they walked andthey walked but they culdknt find there way anehwere becaus teh fawg was so thick rofl
eventualmente they lost eachohter in da fog. sasukemanre nd narto were togethar, nd eleveneleven was stuck wit sarkurmear
"holy shit this is scary" said eleveneleven "but good thing i am master of weapons" nd she pulled out her SIG Saur .40 S&W.
"wow a guhn? u r such a dumbass nineeleven, don't u kno their elegal?" Sarkmara took the gun nd threw it down a well
"NOOOOOO" SHOUTED ELEVEN11 "my gun."
1111 jumped down da well to get her gun but it was reaaaaly dark down their
"omfg, wat a dumbass" ejaculated sarka
back to meanwhile saske narto were walkin
"o look, a store maybe some1 their mite help us" said narto
"u r right" said ssakuese
Ssasukemaru knocked on da door, nd they heared a shrill icescream lol (AN: lmfao get it?) from the door
"stand back comrade" said narto
"okay jeez mr stalin over here" -sasukemaru 2012
narto summoned his bff ebisu sensie
"u guise r fucking dumb" said ebis and he ran away
"that didn't work at all :(" said narto
"ok, fine no time to waist" said sasuke
"u kno wat? let's just leave." ssaid narto
"oh ok" said sasukemaru
tenten feeled around the sides of da well. it was realy slick nd it smelled aweful
"Holy fuck nugget, it's blood" screamched tenent
she stared and startd to thrash around lazily, knokin herself out in da porecss. sarkurasa laffed real hard at da scene
suddenlymente it was dark. i mean really dark. ash was falling from da sky like if god burned a log or something up there lmfao
sarkusa lost her COCKy attitude. "hey tentens? u ther? its... its kinda scary :(" she gulped
the whole world darkned round her
END CHAPTER 1 :O