That cave man he was such a canable and, if i can say so myself, a freak in the bed. Only back then it was so much in a bed more like a strip cave. That Ronald Weasley had a son named George. (how he got that son with the cave man is none of my buisness). When George was born the cave days were over and they were using beds. George got mairied and had a son, Ronald. Ronald, or Ron, was accepted to Hagen Daz to work as a magical waitress. There he met his best friend Harry Pothead and his one true love Herimoines Granger. But unto his likeing he found Harry and Hermoines in a suppply closet. Hermoines turned her head to look at Ron. Harry had no clue and kissed her ear.
"Ron, Ron hunny this isn't what is looks like."
"I know."
"you do?"
"Of course because if it were really what it looks like you would be having an afair with my best friend."
(I know its in all the movies but it just seems to fit in)
Ron pulled Hermoines aside and started to makeout with her. Hermoines pulled away.
"No, I can't it doen't feel right"
"whats wrong baby?" Harry asked.
Ron kicked harry's "part" Harry Went toppleing to the floor.
"Why? Those are my only ones and now i won't be able to get down with the ladies for 3 weeks!"
"My love, My only love is Remus Lupin"
Remus Lupin barged in. He started makeing out with Hermoines.
"Man Harry, We might need dating and woman keeping tips. We just lost our woman to a 60 year old man.
Epilogue
In the end Hermoines married Remus. They had 26 kids and live in a four bed room apartment. Their only chance of surviving is Hermoines job. Strip Dancing. Ron got mairied to a lovely wife and is planning kids. Him and Harry still go to the Stip Club where Hermoines works to put dollars down her shirt. Harry got mairried to Hagrid and they are expecting kids. (from who i don't know)