Sam got up on an average day. He went out to the park to conduct his latest experiment, trying to contact aliens. So as you can tell, he was a geek (no offense). He also (like geeks do (no offense)) read Naruto. So he, knowing that making contact with aliens takes lots of time, took along one of his favorite volumes. After he set up his machine, he began to read Naruto. Very soon, the boy (he is 12) fell asleep.
About 10 minutes later, Sam still asleep, it began to rain, and his machine (sure enough) got a hold of an alien star craft. Now, Sam was slumped on the transmitter, so the Naruto comic was touching the transmitter. (On the alien star craft Sam got contact on (The Ankh) (Note, all the speech is in Italics because it is translated) "Sir, we've get a transmission. It shows specimens that seem to be dead" said one of the crew members. "That could be one of the space merchants sending for a resurrection, so do it!" So the Crew Member sent the beam down to earth…
Sam had a rude awaking. He awoke to flying through the air and a loud boom. As the smoke cleared, he saw several silhouettes. "ugggh, my head hurts, Believe it!" Now, who say that…? Sam thought to himself Jeopardy music plays. I got it, it's… ohmygosh, no way. As the smoke cleared, Sam saw: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Lee, TenTen, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Ino, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Kunari, Asuma, and Gai. Wow, Sam thought to himself, this will be fun.