A/N: this is the first story i wrote it while doing my math exam in grade 5 so please i was very stressed i tried my best! no hate!

it was a dark stormy night and it all started with the sorting hat. you feel your nether womanial region get moist with pleasure as the hat sets on your head. dumbledore looks at your body up and down and winks at you. for a moment you swear you see his pants move, but with a quick flick of his wand, its gone. you pray dearly for slytherin but ultamtitilitayly, the crowd screams ! GRYFFINDOR! you silently curse and go back to your seat.

this is going to be boring!

you get up and manage to slip out of the dining hall. you catch one of those moving painting things have sex and youre like loling and blushing. you make your way to the house of commons and settle on the couch. you you lookons at the firepit and imagine someone taking you right there and then in the fire. im so silly! you think to yourself.

All of a sudden you here a thud. you look back and you see the one, the only, draco malfoy. dick in hand,wand in dick, he screams your name!

"Y/N! HOW DARE THAT SORTING HAT GET MORE ACTION THAN ME, THE ONE AND ONLY DRACO MALFOY! "

your nipples instantatuility get hard because dracoissohot! he comes closer to you and expecto petroleum's all your clothes off! the cold air that engulfs your body makes you very hot.

"y/n, i cant wait anymore please, let me malfoylious you!"

you dont say anything, but you know you want it. he comes closer and undocks his wand from his peepee hole. he runs it on your clitorial regionz and starts to move it around.

"Mefley! plz b gentol!"

"dont worry, Y/N ill take good care of you"

without any warning he shoves the tip of his wooden wand inside of your woman bat cave. you are so small that he can lift you up, with half his arm already inside of you.

out of breathe because of your vast consumption of pepsi for the past 5 years, you say "draco pls i ned u now i ned 2 feel all of u!"

draco screams. "THISSSSS ISSSS MYYYYY SWAMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" and he plunges deepedly and fastidly into your (excuse my language) vagina. he keeps pumping in and out but wait!

"draco you forgot your wand inside of me!"

"Y/N, dont worry...Now we can be one."

you blush and say " Oh draco senpai!" as you scream im great orgasminial pleasurial modules.

draco reaches his point too and pulls out right before he cums. he then pulls out a little chart and marks something off.

"what is that?" you say

my pull out game be on point he says as he walks out of the room