Foul by nature, Fowl by name
What part does he play in this dangerous game?
Well I'm glad you asked but it's not safe to tell you
If someone finds out, it might be the last thing they do
Artemis Fowl, he's hard to explain
Perhaps it's the fact that he regards everyone with disdain
Or maybe it's his skin that's unhealthily pale
Or could it be his eyes- cold like a gale
This boy is a genius, but where does he show it?
As a criminal mastermind- a trade he sees fit
He's in front of a computer for hours at a time,
Hoping to restore his wealth. To bring back his family's last dime
Through the process, quite the long one of sorts
He meets an elf called Captain Holly Short
Kidnaping the elf seems to be going to far
But he must have the gold- every last bar
This isn't the end, no, far from it
Because into a world of fairies does Artemis plummet