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characters are probably very glad after this.
A/N: I was in maths, and that alone should probably explain this story but for you odd people who actually like to learn: I was bored and I think I was on a bit of a sugar high at the same time, don't blame me its not my fault I was born insane I can't help it! Blame my teacher, yes its all her fault lets blame the teachers MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem, ok done now, enjoy.
The very Odd Day
*Harry walked into the room*
Harry: Hermione what the are you doing!
Hermione: Turning Ron into a Squid
(Ron has been tied to a chair and Hermione is jabbing her wand at him)
Ron: Harry help!
Hermione: oh shut up Ron, I don't want a squid that asks for help now do I?
(Hermione points her wand and Ron's mouth disappears matrix style)
Ron: Mmmhhm!
Harry: Give him back his mouth Hermione or I'll… do something that I can't think of right now, but you won't like it!
Hermione: Mwahahahahahahahaha… cough choke (its very hard to cackle you know) Ii had you fooled Potter you stupid boy! I am not Hermione! I am VoldeAAAAGGGGHHHH!
(Hermione or Voldermort who was pretending to be Hermione just got hit by a bolt of lightning and is now a little pile of dust. And Ron mouth game back)
Ron: untie me Harry
(Harry did and they both heard noises from the cupboard. Harry ran over and opened it. Draco Malfoy fell out)
Draco: I have seen the evil dark lord, he was smelly, and I never want to be smelly. Good guys are not smelly so I'm going to be a good guy now. I'll renounce my evil ways. Now I must dash I'm sure there are some puppies somewhere that I can save!
(Draco runs out of the room and bumps into the REAL Hermione)
Draco: Hermione, I'm good now I have renounced my evil ways, will you marry me?
Hermione: Oh Draco I've waited for you to be good for so long now and I think your really cute so yes! I will marry you!
And they all lived happily ever after
The End
A/N: I was in maths, and that alone should probably explain this story but for you odd people who actually like to learn: I was bored and I think I was on a bit of a sugar high at the same time, don't blame me its not my fault I was born insane I can't help it! Blame my teacher, yes its all her fault lets blame the teachers MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem, ok done now, enjoy.
The very Odd Day
*Harry walked into the room*
Harry: Hermione what the are you doing!
Hermione: Turning Ron into a Squid
(Ron has been tied to a chair and Hermione is jabbing her wand at him)
Ron: Harry help!
Hermione: oh shut up Ron, I don't want a squid that asks for help now do I?
(Hermione points her wand and Ron's mouth disappears matrix style)
Ron: Mmmhhm!
Harry: Give him back his mouth Hermione or I'll… do something that I can't think of right now, but you won't like it!
Hermione: Mwahahahahahahahaha… cough choke (its very hard to cackle you know) Ii had you fooled Potter you stupid boy! I am not Hermione! I am VoldeAAAAGGGGHHHH!
(Hermione or Voldermort who was pretending to be Hermione just got hit by a bolt of lightning and is now a little pile of dust. And Ron mouth game back)
Ron: untie me Harry
(Harry did and they both heard noises from the cupboard. Harry ran over and opened it. Draco Malfoy fell out)
Draco: I have seen the evil dark lord, he was smelly, and I never want to be smelly. Good guys are not smelly so I'm going to be a good guy now. I'll renounce my evil ways. Now I must dash I'm sure there are some puppies somewhere that I can save!
(Draco runs out of the room and bumps into the REAL Hermione)
Draco: Hermione, I'm good now I have renounced my evil ways, will you marry me?
Hermione: Oh Draco I've waited for you to be good for so long now and I think your really cute so yes! I will marry you!
And they all lived happily ever after
The End