A/N: …I greatly apologize for this piece of crap… heck I don't even REMMEBER writing this. All I know is it was back when Cartoon Network was still airing the very first saga of Naruto. THIS IS CRACK. And I got bored and posted something from (what third grade?) I think it was for some sort of assignment to write something for Christmas. So yeah… the cracky delusions of an eight year old.
DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING.
Here is my story of a weird Christmas. One day on Christmas Eve I was practicing for my recorder karate test then I heard a noise. I went down stairs and saw a unicorn on its hind legs singing Stupid Cupid! I fainted then I saw dancing penguins. I now knew I was crazy.
I then ran away screaming; "THIS CANT BE!" Next I saw Sakura from NARUTO singing UNFAITFUL .That was just peachy now I was seeing cartoons! Then I saw all the girl characters in Naruto singing FIGHTER, GIRLSFIGHT, and
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID!
Later after that Kakashi came up to me and sang; "SANTA KING OF WIZARDS WANTS TO SEE YOU."
I said, "Nothing is normal." It got worse from there on in, here are the reasons:
1. Santa WAS ACTUALLY QUEEN OF THE
WIZARDS.
2. The stupid fairies wouldn't stop flying around my head.
3. Naruto wouldn't stop fighting with Sasuke.
Other than that it was just peachy good. Santa wanted me to get back to bed so she could make HER rounds. Finally I got a ride to my house and as I went to bed the clock stroke midnight and I woke up on the next day CHRISTMAS! But it was the weirdest day EVER yesterday!
A/N: Yeah… Stunned? Now go back and compare this to every other story I posted on here. This is what happens when I get writers block… I post old stories. And errr… review?