Warning: Definitely not as good as my other Across The Universe parodies, but I just HAD to write this!
I sat there on the hood of my yellow taxi cab, waiting anxiously for my friend. I checked my wrist watch and started panicking. He said he'd be here at 3:30, and its 3:33! What the fuck is taking him so long?
Then the doors opened and I stared intently at the entrance, watching people walk out. I scanned the crowd for my sexy Brit. Suddenly I saw a tall figure with a mop of chocolate brown hair and a cute-as-a-button nose stride amongst the men. My eyes widened and I leapt up from my car shouting, "JUDEY, JUDEY, JUDEY, JUDEY, JUDEY, JUDEY, JUDEY!"
"MAAAAAX!" Jude yelled and rushed towards me. I threw my arms around him and he lifted me into the air, squeezing the life out of me.
Damn, I'm so going to bang him tonight!
Disclaimer: Obviously, I own nothing.
Yes, sort as hell, but I had to write this! xD There will be more ATU parodies out soooooooon, I promise! Just stay posted. =) Oh, and if you haven't read What Fangirls Wish They Could Do, or The Reason He Stopped Writing, I highly suggest you do! They'll get you to chuckle. =)