Happy Valentines Day

by Bleb Hurp de flurb

I know it's the day after Valentines day but I wrote this yesturday and decided to post it today because I'm lazy. Crack. No pairings... just crack

So Suzaku was eating crayons and liter fluid until he saw Swiffer. Swiffer "swept" him off his feet, and then he beat Nina with it. As this was happening, Shirley ate some manatee feet and drank the blood of virgins. She saw Suzaku beating Nina with a Swiffer. Of course she wanted to join in, but she had nothing to beat Nina with. Then again, she could sacrifice her lunch. So she chugged the virgin blood and then hurdled the manatee feet at Nina's face with great force. Then Lelouch started spitting on Nina, he decided to do something more effective, so he brought his goat, Pear Dude, who began eating Nina's cuticles. In no time, the entire school was beating Nina with random objects such as brooms, vases and Pear Dude.

"Oh dear god and black Jesus." C.C. frowned as she looked out her window to see the entire school (including the staff) beating Nina half to death. "Eh…"

Then Nina Exploded.

Happy Valentines Day.