Sonic characters can sing?!
Silver!!
"Hey shadow!!" silver yelled at shadow and knuckles while they where in there car, he started to walk up then they drove away.
"Aww...Man"
Suddenly he started singing
"They see me mowin'
my front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me getting' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour crème
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy"
Sonic!!
Sonic was walking on the side walk when he saw a pizza party "HEY!"
He started singing
"Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feeling' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
what to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no'
Shadow!! (Technically rouge is singing but she's singing about shadow)
Rouge was singing a song about what had happened last Christmas when shadow got drunk "Down in the workshop all the elves were making' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Shadow went crazy
The night went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzer
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Shadow went crazy
The night The ultimate Life form went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying', the body count's rising'
And everyone's dying' to know, oh Shadow, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Shadow's doing' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Maria, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talking' bout - the night Shadow went crazy
The night St. black flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Woo, the night Shadow went crazy
The night St. black went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Woo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Silver! Actually blaze singing about Silver
"Met him in a swamp down in Chaos city.
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little hedgehog sitting there on a car
I asked him for his name I and in a raspy voice he said "Silver" S-I-L-V-E-R, Silver Yo-Yo-yo-yo Silver
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a hedgehog, but he's silver and green
Oh, my Silver
Yo-Yo-yo-yo Silver
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he lifts me in the air just by raising his
Oh, my Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a sonic character before
But sonic, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Silver and he'll show you the Fire"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with sonic
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
So I used the Fire
I Burned up a box
I melted some rocks
While I stood on my head
but, I won't forget what Silver said
He said, "Blaze, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Fire be your guide"
Oh, my silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
"I know Eggman nega's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Silver I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these games till the end of time
Oh with my Silver
Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Yo
Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver
Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver Yo-yo-yo-yo Silver" just then Silver entered. "did someone say my name?"