Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, J K Rowling does. So don't sue.
AN: This is a response to all those fanfic writers who feel the need to involve American reinforcements in the HP world. Especially those who invoke new or different types of magic. It's not anti-American ok?
"Avada Kedavra!"
"Expelliarmus!"
The two spells made contact and let out a bang. Voldemorts green curse met Harry's and the Elder Wand span across the enchanted ceiling. Harry caught the wand in his free hand and Voldemort fell back dead.
Harry looked at the dead body of his enemy. The silence was broken when Ron let out a yell of surprise.
"Hey look up there!" he said pointing to a huge group of brooms flying above them. "Who are they?"
The lead broom landed first. A young wizard about Harry's age stepped off and offered his hand.
"Hiya, aye'm Jimmy Rush an we're here to help ya finish Voldemort." He said with an American accent. Harry just stared at him for a minute.
"You're too late I'm afraid." He said in a resigned voice. "Voldemorts already dead."
A look of disbelief crossed Jimmy's face. Then he grinned.
"Very funny Harry. You almost had me going there."
Harry sighed. When would fanfiction writers learn to leave well enough alone he wondered to himself.
"Look Jimmy" he began "Voldemort is dead. His bodies there and he's gone for good this time. So go home ok?"
"But nobody wins a war without us. It's not possible." Jimmy blustered in disbelief.
"The war is OVER Jimmy. You're too late. Examine the body if you want, but it's too late for you."
"But I want my war. It should be all hail Jimmy or some other all American hero, not some li-"
A red beam hit Jimmy in the chest. "Bloody yanks" said Harry, shaking his head.
AN: Hey it's my first humourfic. It's not meant to appear anti-american, merely satarise the fanfic writers who think that HP needs an American boost.