One day Mr. Koopa (Bowser's Dad) made every one of his students write a one-paragraph essay on what it would be like if they had four arms and what they do with them.
Mario: A
If I had four I would play Big F™ with my hotbaby teacher, Mr. Koopa. Because of this matter I could play two-player without another person. It would be the greatest thing in the world.
Bowser: A
If I had four arms I'd kill Mario! He'd be dead to death. I would do just that. THE END
Yoshi: A+
—If I had Four Arms
Some people may think a mutant with four arms is obsolete, but I think that it would be the most efficient characteristic in the world. First, I would be able to tie two shoes at the same tie. I could also eat and drive while keeping two hands on the wheel. I believe that if a child could gain the ability to wield an additional pair of arms, we would have less social, even financial, issues in this universe.
Waluigi: A-
If I had four arms I would be unstoppable. I'd build a skyscraper for those other mutants with arm issues. I would never got a heart attack while building it because I would have four arms.
Birdo (He He): D-
I love everything about fashion! I love to tell Grevie what to were. I tell him to were, a great Hawian shirt, awsome blue shorts, sun glasses, and flip-flop. My Bother- O.O
Mr. Koopa's class seem like a bright young group of individuals, don't they?