Disclaimer: I own nothing concerning CSI
A/N: I should be working on work stuff. Forgive me. Oh, and I posted this because CSIGeekFan double dog dared me.
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A Season 10 Theory by JellybeanChiChi
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OK, so have you heard the news? The reason why CSI's ratings went down the tubes mid season was because of Ray Langston's clothes and George Eads' back problems.
Yes. Yes. That's why. OK.
So to renew the show, CBS is reportedly giving Ray a wardrobe makeover. There will be a super secret serial killer referred to as Dr Jekyll (ohhhhhhhh). And they are getting rid of Riley and bringing back Sara, for a short time. In fact, just enough time to make Catherine realize she should promote Nick.
Really?
Well, folks, a top secret memo concerning those points and more has surfaced. It finally got through all the double speak and vague conjecture offered in reports.
(1) Wardrobe makeover: Ray will sport a black trenchcoat and constantly call Nick "Neo."
(2) In an obvious advertising placement scheme, Catherine and Sara will be involved in some type Jell-O wrestling event. When Catherine loses, Sara makes her promote Nick to "Head Pudding Pop."
(3) Greg is ... I don't know where Greg is. Poor SOB could be in the corner smoking crack, and no one would notice. Can't you see he is sad and lonely?!
(4) Dr. Jekyll is Sarah Palin. Think about it.
(5) Grissom will return to the show, but THIS TIME he kisses Hodges right in front of Sara, and leaves without a word... until he starts cracking up ... and he feels the need to do a strip tease in front of the cameras. ... And the director forgets to say "cut," so it kind of goes on for a while. ...
Wait a minute… what were we talking about?
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