"WHAT?" I shrieked loudly.
"You will be babysitting for the Edward and Bella." Esme repeated to me.
"Why do I have to baby-sit? Why can Rosalie or Alice do it? I don't know what to do with a baby! Oh man!" I groaned. I hate it when Esme relies on me to do something I don't know how to do like babysitting. I can't even look after my own room for goodness sake. She expects me to look after Rennesme. In her dreams.
"Come on Edward, why are you letting Esme get away with this?" I asked Edward with hope that he would stop her.
"I asked her to tell you that you would be babysitting Rennesme. I want her and you to get to know each other Plus, I think Rennesme would like you a lot." Edward said with excitement. I growled and moaned upstairs to get my stuff ready. I had to pack clothes, first aid kit(what does Esme think is going to happen, me fall over and break a bone or something daft like that), toilet paper….
"Hurry up Emmett. We'll be late!" Esme shouted from the garage.
"I'm coming!" I hated it when Esme starts to be a pushy cow and starts kicking and screaming over being late. It's not like Rennesme will know if I'm late. She is a baby for crying out loud! I got into the car with Esme and we drove to the hotel where Edward and Bella were staying for holiday. Lucky for me, it wasn't that far from home and I could take Rennesme to our house if I got bored. What would there be to do with a baby at a hotel? Sit and watch television, that's what. Hotels are soooo boring!
"Hi kids." Esme greeted excitingly.
"Hi, Esme and Emmett. How are you? Edward will be back, he has just left for the shop. I got hungry and the hotel bills for service are massive!" Bella babbled on. I ran inside and made myself comfortable on the couch when little mischief, Rennesme strolled out of her bedroom. I smiled and waved and then turned on the tele. Kids programs were on and I hate kids programs.
"Hey Emmett, can you leave them on for Rennesme please. She likes her teletubbies. Ta." Bella instructed me. I groaned and had a look around the hotel room.
"How much do you pay for this?" I asked Bella.
"None of your business." Bella returned with a giggle hiding. I hated it when her and Edward did that. It annoyed me so much that I stormed into her room and what a balcony it had. I mean it was humungous like you would never believe! I was astonished by the size of it. Next time I'm on holiday, which is NEVER, I know where to go. The only bad thing was it was close to the family and wouldn't be much of a holiday. GAY!
"Bye Emmett. Be good!" Esme said. I'm not a little kid anymore. I know how to be good.
"Bye Esme." I replied.
"Have fun."
"Yeah right!" I said sarcastically. I ended up watching teletubbies with Rennesme and jumping around the room and halls with her. We even nearly got them kicked out of the hotel. Oops. It was fun anyway. I got home and Rosalie was all like, 'aw you baby man. You're my baby man.'