Twilight and Artemis Fowl crossover

Chapter 1

He looked out the window into the vast garden. Allowing a brief smile of success, the boy went back to typing in his laptop.

"Butler, I would like you to come and see this." The boy spoke with a commanding air.

~1 and 3/4 of a minute later~

"Sir?" The large bodyguard asked waiting outside at the heavy oak door of his young master's study.

"Come in Butler."

Nervously Butler walked into the room. Not much scared the bodyguard, but his employer often was his constant source of worry. His charge's voice was almost giddy, and that always meant bad news. After all he was the infamous Artemis Fowl the II.