Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, not a bit of it.

The Most Diverse Neighborhood Known

Prologue

Feliciano checked the clock on the wall: it was currently 12 P.M. He frowned. At this rate, he was going to miss lunch if his guest didn't arise from bed soon.

"Maybe I should wake him up…" he told himself, quickly rushing over to the living room where a tall, masculine looking blonde was fast asleep on the couch.

"Aw… He looks so peaceful," Feliciano smiled, gently poking at the guest's cheek as he sat himself on top of him to get a closer examination, "He's got soft skin too!" Slowly, Feliciano noticed that the man's eye lids flittered a bit and opened wide, revealing their oceanic color.

"Buon giorno!" he greeted the man cheerfully. It took only five seconds for the man to realize what he was looking at-a shorter red headed, almost fair skinned man with light brown eyes full of expression.

"…Wh-Wh-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON TOP OF ME!" he shouted loudly. Feliciano fell off the couch instantly and hit the floor with a thump.

"I like you better when you were sleeping!"

A very awkward beginning to an even more awkward story-but then again, they were both awkward from the start.