'You're just an arrogant toe rag!'

'You're speaking, Evans?'

'For Merlin's sake, Prongs. Shut up!'

'It's two in the morning, Lily!'

'Get back in your dorms, all four of you!'

'He's an arrogant bastard.'

'Yeah.'

'He's so full of himself.'

'Yeah.'

'Are you even listening to me, Marlene?'

'Yeah.'

'You're obsessed with her.'

'So?'

'It's unhealthy.'

'So?'

'Get a life, Prongs.'

'So?'

'You're a fat headed arse!'

'How do you know my arse is fat?'

'Sod off, Potter!'

''That was lame.'

'Shut up, Padfoot.'

'It's not going to work.'

'What makes you say that?'

'Maybe because it's failed several times in the past?'

'Oh please.'

'He- WHAT!?'

'Yes.'

'I know right!'

'What were you thinking?'

'I don't know!'

'Well, finally.'

'Is it a date, Potter?'

'I don't give it a name, Evans.'

'You're so self-obsessed.'

'You're so beautiful'

'Guys, I like to sleep there.'

'Yeah, get a room, you two.'

'Sod off, Padfoot.'

'Why did you do it?'

'He said –'

'I KNOW what he said-'

'He called-'

'You don't need to go after every shite bloke who insults me!'

'I don't care, Lily.'

'It's not safe, with- with all-'

'I know. I-'

'James, no. You can't-mumph.'

'I won't let any tosser come near you, Lily. I love you'

'It's a scared world, Lily. I can't promise you a rich life, or a safe life. I don't know how long this'll go. You're my life and light, Lily. You're my anchor, you keep me grounded. I want to make most of what we have. I wan't to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?'

'Y-yes. Yes, yes! Oh Merlin, yes!'

'I almost thought you'll chicken at the last moment, Prongs.'

'Why do you always have to spoil the moment, you git.'

'Till death do us apart.'

'Till death do us apart.'

'Stop hogging the cake and get a damn photo taken, Wormtail.'

'Moony, are you crying? Are you crying?'

'Sirius, where are the rings?'

'I swear to Merlin, I had them here somewhere!'

'You look beautiful, Evans-'

'-Potter.'

'I think I need a tissue box.'

'No, James. I'm sorry but your friends can't build their bachelor pad in our living room.'

'But-'

'It's not like they won't stay here all the time, anyway.'

'What if the baby has antlers?'

'What if it doesn't like Quidditch?'

'What if it doesn't like you, Sirius?!'

'Then it's not your baby. Now, shut up and move.'

'It's not your baby, Sirius.'

'Pur-lease, Lily. It's everyone's baby.'

'Harry, this is the man you'll have to fight with for your father's love and attention.'*

'Also, he's your godfather.'

'JAMES YOU LOST HARRY!?'

'No, Lily! We were just playing-'

'How many times do I need to tell you not to leave the Invisibility Cloak lying around!?'

'Follow the cat, Lily. Follow the cat.'

'Get your damned cat away from my mate.'

'Shush, James. This is going to be epic.'

'We understand, Professor. It's for the best.'

'I believe your Secret Keeper is Mr Black?'

'No, Professor. We've decided it should be Peter.'

'Because-'

'Yes, for certain reasons. Very well, then.'

'LILY! TAKE HARRY AND GO UPSTAIRS, I'LL TAKE HIM!'

'No! James, oh please no.'

'He's a just a baby! Please, no…'

'Get away you silly girl.'

'Have mercy! Please-'

*Inspired by a tumblr quote.

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