What are you? Do you love Harry Potter?
Look at me. Now look at your dog. He is not a turtle, witch is sad. You have to learn when to stop drinking water.
Pooping is overrated. moths can fly.
Some day you will be sitting all alone and you will wonder what happened to your bacon. Then you will think to yourself, "Do I need bacon in my life?" The answer is:
yes. You do need bacon in your life.
PSYCHOLOGICAL QUESTION:
If you saw a really fat man with green lumps, and he asked how he looked, what would you say?
The correct answer is:
"Not gorges, but I am just saying that because we are bros, and bros are real with each other. And bro, you are fat! You need to lose some weight. And you need to go to the doctor because nobody should be having green lumps on their body."
I hope my words of wisdom have impacted you in your life.