Disclaimer - I do not own Invader Zim. I do not want to own Invader Zim.
A/N - My friend Smellycat96789 told me to write a Invader Zim story, because she is a freak that wanted to write a CCS story. I know absolutely nothing about this cartoon, I do not watch it, I do not want to. I don't even like Invader Zim. So, this might be extremely stupid. Flame me if you want, I don't really care.
GIR - Master, can we have Christmas?
Zim - NO.
GIR - Can we have a tree?
Zim - NO!!
GIR - Can we have stockings?
Zim - NO!!!
GIR - Can we have presents?
Zim - NO!!! How many times do I have to say it? NO HUMAN THINGS!!!
GIR - Not even candy?
Zim - GIR!! SHUT UP!!!
GIR - Cupcakes? Slushy? Krazy Taco?
Zim - *turning red with anger* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIR - Why master? Where's your holiday spirit?
Zim - I DON'T NEED HOLIDAY SPIRIT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! *goes into secret underground lab*
GIR - Well, master didn't say I couldn't have Christmas… He said we couldn't have Christmas. I better hurry and get everything. *runs out the door*
THE NEXT DAY (CHRISTMAS DAY)
Zim - *walks downstairs and sees the living room decked out for Christmas* GIR!! I SAID NO CHRISTMAS!!
GIR - You said we couldn't Christmas. You didn't say I couldn't have Christmas. Besides master, you need a vacation from taking from taking over the world.
Zim - NO!!!!! PUT THIS STUFF AWAY!!
GIR - But Master, I got you a present. *offers a pretty wrapped present*
Zim - *opens his present* GIR!! You gave me……cupcakes? GIR, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME A PRESENT, MAKE IT SOMETHING USEFUL!!!
GIR - Master, what did you get for me?
Zim - Ummm… Here GIR… You can have these cupcakes.
GIR - Thank you master! Ooh… Master look up!!
Zim - *looks up* GIR, what is that thing with the green leaves hanging above my head?
GIR - That's mistletoe. Whoever stands under it has to be kissed by someone else.
Zim - Oh oh… GIR GET AWAY FROM ME!! I'M NOT KISSING YOU!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! KEEP AWAY OR I'LL TAKE OUT YOUR TUNA FROM YOUR GAS TANKS!!!
GIR - But master, that's the rule!
Zim - I DON'T CARE!! WE'RE NOT CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS ANYMORE!!! *runs to the underground lab, mumbling about making new brains.*
GIR - He did it again. He said we can't celebrate Christmas. I can still celebrate Christmas!! *runs around the living room happily*
A/N - Okay I did it. Review me please, and I don't care if you flame me. Buh, bye I'm going to the Anime section. See ya later.
Zim -*walks in the room* Thank goodness he's gone. He is a total idiot. I should have put a new brain in ages ago.
GIR - *runs in and…* Master, look up!
Zim - Oh, darn…*tries to run away but fails and GIR kisses him* EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! GIR!! THAT'S IT!! I'M INSTALLING A NEW BRAIN RIGHT NOW!!!
GIR - Master, was the new brain that glass ball with shiny stuff inside?
Zim - Yes, GIR, it was.
GIR - I'm sorry, Master, I thought it was a ball and I dropped it.
Zim -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away crying*
GIR - I guess he doesn't like Christmas. I wonder if he likes New Years… *walks away*
A/N - Okay… This was the first Holiday fic I wrote and it's pretty stupid. I just want to say thanks to Smellycat96789 for helping me and please go and review her as a thank you for me!! BTW REVIEW ME!!! Merry Christmas!!