So this is my first fanfic, I got this idea from reading other peoples versions, after about a week of reading these I started coming up with ideas of how I could write a story based around Twilight and Wife Swap, for those who've already read this chapter I am updating it, seeing as all my chapters have gotten better as I've wrote this. Enjoy :)
Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own any of the Twilight characters *sighs*
The rest of the story is mine though *yeah!*
Emmett's POV
"So what are we going to do then?" I asked.
"How about, burn all their clothes?" Alice suggested.
"Superb idea Alice, just one thing that would only be a great idea if the person we were targeting was you." Edward concluded.
"Edward..." Bella began.
"No Edwards's right." Rose said. "We need to think of something else."
No-one had any ideas. You be wondering to why we were doing this. Last month Carlisle and Esme got back at each and everyone of us, without us even noticing. So we had decided that we were going to do something back to them.
Carlisle and Esme targeted each of the couples, as you might say and worked together to get back at us, but they were extremely sneaky. They targeted Alice and Jasper first with the unknown help of Jacob. Carlisle stopped all of Alice's credit cards for three weeks, and Esme hid all of Jaspers war belongings.
For Rose and I they constantly created messes, in our room around the house...etc, and Rose kept complaining at me. So I started to get back at Rose, which was basically our parents plan.
For Bella and Edward, they got Bella to help them by covering up their minds. They told her they were planning a surprise and they didn't want Edward to accidently find out, their surprise was pretending to get rid of all of Edward's music, so guess what Edward did, he got angry at Bella and threw her books out to see how she liked it. Imagine how she felt when she found out, she had a fight with Edward, and that went on for about a week.
"Wife Swap..." I said.
To me it seemed like a great idea, our parents would be separated for two weeks, Carlisle would have to deal with the new mother and Esme would have to deal with the mothers family, so it would a great plan.
"Really Emmett? Wife Swap?" Rose snickered at me.
"OMG! That's a great idea, let's do it! Please, pretty please?" Alice begged. "I can sort out the paper work, and Emmett or Edward can do the video."
They all eventually nodded in agreement.
Alice's POV
I went straight to the computer and got up the required document that we would need to fill out. I printed it out immediately, and started to fill it in. As I looked through the form it seemed that this would require more effort than I first thought.
"Guys... I may need your help with this." I called out to everyone.
Everyone came straight to the study room. We all pulled up chairs around the table, before we started anything.
Wife Swap Application Form
Family Name: Cullen
"We can't all be Cullen, where-ever we go me and Jasper are the Hale's" Rose complained.
"Fine then."
I added to the form that two members of the family were Hale's.
"Guy's we need to sort out our relationships as well, us kids can't be dating anyone else and some of us are going to have to be blood related as well, so that it won't seem so weird that Carlisle and Esme have so many adopted children." Edward said.
"We'll sort it out in a minute," I said.
Fathers Name and Age: Carlisle Aged 35
Mothers Name and Age: Esme Aged 33
Names and Ages of the Children:
Emmett 18
Jasper 18
Rosalie 18
Edward 17
Isabella 17
Alice 17
Renesmee 17
Jacob 20
"Are we really including Jacob into this?" Rose asked.
"We have to, since he practically lives here, and plus it will be more fun." Edward concluded.
"We have to put down somewhere that we are all adopted, don't forget that." Bella said.
Responsibilities in the Family
Child care: Esme
Shopping: Alice
"Of course it would be Alice, she allows no-one else to shop." Jasper said.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
Cleaning and cooking:
"Guys we know Esme cleans the house, but what about cooking, no-one apart from Jacob and Nessie eats."
"Alice just put down Esme, it will come across as us being spoilt brats." Rose said
Family diet:
"Vegetarians" Everyone said
"But put down that only two members of the family eat meat, other wise Jake and Nessie will kill us." Bella said
Problems that may occur:
The children like to play planks, mainly the boys.
The girls like to shop a lot.
The boys spend most of their time playing around on games.
Everyone has a bit of a temper.
The boys like to fight, but the girls sometimes will join in if they have offended them in anyway.
If you offend one of them, you have offended all.
Does the family own any pets:
"Yes..." Rose said. "We have a huge dog."
"Rose," Everyone complained.
"Put down he's a stray, sometimes he's here, sometimes he's not. At least it would explain itself, if Jacob showed up here in his other form." Rose defended herself.
And with that the form was completed.
"Okay now can we sort out our relationships?" Edward asked.
"Sure," I chirped.
"Jasper and I are twins, everyone knows that so what about everyone else?" Rose asked.
"Nessie and I will have to be some sort of relation, would it work out if we were twins, or would it be better if we were brother and sister?" Edward asked.
"We put down that Nessie was the same age as you so you're gonna have to be twins," I said.
"If we have two sets of twins that means the rest of us can be unrelated, otherwise it may cause some sort of suspicion," Bella started to say "But if we need to change it a little, I'm sure Emmett and I can be shown as blood brother and sister, and that would work seeing as he's older than we, from what we put down,"
"We'll do that if need be, put for now I think it will be fine as it is," Edward told her
"Right time to start on the video, everyone into their stations..." I said.
I hope that this is a better version of my first chapter, I wanted to update it a while back but just left it. Now I have the chance and I have done, I hope everyone like it!