Ok... even I don't know how I cam up with this... but I was in the shower so I blame the uranium in the water. (I live near a military base, so even if they don't admit it, there is uranium.)

(Yeah, ffn hates the breaks)

Tsunade was sipping sake at her desk, looking out of her window. She had mountains of paperwork she should be doing, but wasn't. Which was the norm. She was just taking a break, shes get on it in a minute or two... or twenty.

Shizune walked into the room holding a folder. Tsunade gulped down the rest of her sake and hid the bottle under her desk, pretending to be working. "Yes Shizune?"

"We have a new mission request from the Land of the Waves. Several villages have been raided, and they want our help to put an end to it... And that form is upside down, your not fooling anyone."

Tsunade quickly flipped the form around, not even trying to correct Shizune... she really was working, honest! "Let me see the report." She took the folder from Shizune. "Lets see... villages looted of their riches, all resistance taken out... Whats this? A strange ship...with a black sail?!" Her eyes narrowed.

(Sigh, another break)

Captain jack's head came up. "Alright lads, normal routine, take all the valuables and the rum." He looked over as a crewman whispered something into his ear. "What do you mean 'they don't have rum here'? How can somewhere be civilized with out good, old-fashioned, mind-corrupting rum? Ah, well. Take whatever water they call alcoholic and lets hope I don't get a mutiny on my hands..." He walked to the bow of the ship, his classic sway more evident with the lack of rum. He stopped, his head whipping around. "Wait... quiet... I SAID QUIET! Do any of you hear that?"

The crew stopped and listened, hearing nothing. A few voiced this to the captain.

"Exactly! Its quiet, TOO quiet, as in absolutely quiet. A total silence, Which does not happen. And that which you do not hear, can only be made by one thing, which is quiet. Only one thing, that is so quiet is makes the world around it quiet, Savvy? And that that thing can only be..."

(...yeah)

"PIRATES!" Tsunade spat.

"Ninjas." Jack growled.

(last break)

Like I said, even I don't know how this came up. I'm thinking nothing but a stupid one-shot, but if you guys want to see it continue, then send a few idea my way and I'll maybe try them out.

It was also inspired by the age old question question of Ninja V Pirates... cough Pirates cough