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He guys I'm new to Fan Fiction this is one of my first stories hope you like it. Please Read and Review thanks )

Know your stars know your stars know your stars….

ME: This is Sasuke Uchiha; he is the last member of the Uchiha clan.

Sasuke: Whose there?!?

Me: Sasuke Uchiha, he likes to play with little girly dolls

Sasuke: What the hell?!?! No I don't!

Me: Well then how do you explain this! (pulls out picture of Sasuke playing with dolls)

Sasuke: That's just a picture of Naruto playing with dolls that you glued my face on!

Me: No it's not

Sasuke: Yes it is!

Me: Are you she about that, girly man

Sasuke: Ok who is this? Naruto! I know I'll use my sharingun! Hmmmm where the hell are you!

Me: Sasuke Uchiha likes to ride his dolphin around Konoha village.

Sasuke: What?!? There are not even any dolphins near hear!

Me: Well then how do you explain this! (points to dolphin wearing a saddle)

Sasuke: What that is not mine! Why the hell would I want a dolphin?!

Me: of course its your dolphin hahaha

Sasuke: that's it I'm leaving

Me: ok fine, don't forget your dolls girly man (throws dolls at Sasuke)