One day I was sitting on my couch with my bottom bitch the ELIZABETH, we were watching how big ass dildos don't destroy peoples rectums. Elizabeth walked out of the room for a little it and when she came back she has a BIG surpeis. SHE was holding a traffic cone. Elizabeth slowly bend over and lifted up her skirt to review her 82 fold vagina. Elizabeth slowly sat down on the traffic cone directing the tip into her moist tea filled cave. As soon as the tip entered her ,a large amount of corn came spilling her insides. I picked one corn up, slid it into my anus and proceeded to take a picture for my beloved corn hub. By now, the queen had only gotten have down the cone and large amounts of hot steamy butter were flowing out of her anus. THE ONLY WAY I COULD STOP THE HOT CREAMY FLOW OF BUTTER WAS BY STICKING MY DADDIES 12lb dildo into her rectum. THAT DAY I LEARNED NOT 2 fuck with 80 years old because they will fuck your traffic cones and spew large amounts of hot creamy thick butter across your dining room kitchen floor.