I thought this up in a few seconds and decided to put it up for its random. Why? I have no clue. Oh well I don't own Dragon Ball or anything. It belongs to Akira Toriyama and Toei studios.

It was a beautiful day in the Son household. Goku was eating. Chi-chi was cleaning. Ox-king was watching the Television looking for something to watch. Gohan was outside with Videl by a lake with Goten and Trunks.

"Big brother why are we here?"

"I told you we are trying to catch some fish and try to act like the normal humans. Like Videl." This lead to a kick in the face by said 'normal' Videl. Goten and Trunks began to laugh and laugh and laugh until they couldn't breath.

So then Goten began to ask why Gohan got kicked in the face even if it did no physical damage to him.

"Trunks why did Videl attack my brother?"

"Its how they act Goten I thought I told you already."

Goten: Why?

Trunks: Because they do!

Goten: Why?

Because They do!

Well why?

I don't KNOW WHY!!! Is that OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY??

Gohan: As a matter of fact it isn't.(who can guess what that came from?)

Wanting to get some answers Goten flew off and found his grandpa Ox-king on the couch sleeping with most his body on the floor. So he began to jump on his large stomach to wake him.

Ox-King: What? Oh hey Goten! How's it going?

Goten: Why do Gohan and Videl fight so much?

"Well I cant give you a straight answer but from what your mom says they are in love."

"Well why?" The response led Goten to ask chi-chi the question he wanted a 'real' answer to. So he ran into the kitchen asked his mother why they fought and why they were in love.

Goten: Hey mommy! Nice to meet you!

Chi-chi: huh? Goten why are you so random? I was about to answer your question and you act like we never met. Goten ignored her and flew to West City. When he got there he began walking to random people and saying nice to meet you even to the occasional pets walking by. Then he found Capsule Corp.

Bulma: Hey Goten. Um I think Trunks is still out with you-hey wait where is Trunks? The response was another "Nice to meet you". Then Vegeta arrived.

Vegeta: So Goten is here. Is Kakarott in trouble or something? I don't have all day!

"Nice to meet you!" And he flew off. Then he saw a little girl holding her baby brother. "HM I wonder where do babies come from?" So off he went to ask Videl and Gohan his new question.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The birds were flying away from Videl's scream. Goten asked where babies came from but then asked how they were made. Even Trunks was shocked at the question his friend had just asked Gohan and his "girlfriend". So Goten kept asking and then asked for a new request. To see how babies were made. Gohan took him to their mother hoping he would have to stay and avoid another question.

A week later the sky was darkened and Shenron was called out to revive Cell and Frieza who quickly killed off the guy who wanted revenge on Goku. What they found was Goten smiling at them about to ask his question.

"My brother told me about you guys so before I kill you answer me this" HOW ARE BABIES MADE???!" By now Goku and Gohan were on the scene looking at Goten with the same stupid faces as Frieza and Cell.

"Yes well I think you should die or maybe um Frieza educate the boy!"

"Well it wont me much of a problem when your DEAD!" So Gohan powered up and killed Cell and Goku went super saiyan and killed Frieza. Goten was not finished and kept asking. A few years later when Pan was born Goten came up to the baby with a know it all face and said "So THAAAATS how babies are made!" This enraged Gohan and Videl but Goten was too quick and flew off to Goku were he would be protected for a few minutes.

Well thats it. I was thinking on making a new DBZ story which is the same story with a few changes but not too sure how that would go.