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Harry Potter was a normal boy. Well, as normal as you can be with a rather visible scar, a pair of hideously round glasses and a white owl named Hedwig. Yes, he was perfectly normal. And Harry "Normal" Potter was sitting on the train to Hogwarts for the first time. He was a tad nervous seeing as he had had no friends at his old school, for Dudley had scared them all away, and was sitting on the train anxiously waiting for someone to show up. When Ron did, he was delighted to have someone to talk to. This part of the story is well known. But soon it would all go awry.
A while later, the nice lady with the candy came by.
"Anything you want, dears?" she asked.
"Yes," said Harry. "I would like a little of everything."
For the next half an hour, Ron and Harry made their way through piles and piles of candy. Harry reached for his first Chocolate Frog. He opened it, and because he was not expecting for the frog to jump, he lost his treat to the open airs of the countryside. He looked down at the card, and was jolted by seeing a very familiar pair of green eyes looking back at him.
He, Harry Potter, was looking at himself. Sure, he looked older but it was still him.
"It worked! Must tell Hermione."
"What the…?"Harry muttered, looking at his own face staring impatiently at him.
"It took you long enough."
"But…but…you're me!" Harry brilliantly deduced.
"Yes, yes. Its nice to meet you. Now, please let me get to the point." The real Harry nodded mutely.
"You are about to begin you schooling at Hogwarts. Make sure you listen to your teachers. Make as little enemies as you can. Except that bloody git Malfoy. Hate him all you want. Oh, and try to become better friends with Luna Lovegood. She is a very good person, while rather interesting at times. Crazy to think that she was right about the Snorkacks."
"Who? What?"
"Luna, now shut up and listen to me. See, I'm you, and I want to make sure you do it right this time."
"This time?"
"Yeah. It's kinda hard to explain." The picture Harry ran his hands through his already messed up hair. "But basically, this isn't the first time Harry Potter has existed on this Earth. Oh by the way, is Ron there?"
"Yeah…I am," said a very confused looking Ron.
"Hey, mate!" said the older Harry.
"Hey?" Ron raised an eyebrow in Real Harry's direction. Real Harry merely shrugged in response.
"All right, well I have to go now. Bye, then!"
"Wait, no! I'm so confused. Why are you here? Come back!"
But the picture had already disappeared from the card.
"S'pose you should keep that card, mate," said Ron, already back to stuffing his face with candy.
"Yeah, I suppose I should." Harry was very confused. What a long, curious week it had been.
Author's Note: Hoped you liked it, folks. Made me giggle. :)