Our hero, Jack the Super Farmer, awakes at the sound of his alarm clock, Ronie the Rooster. Our hero then makes his way to the cave of chickens, where the Ronie the Rooster lives. He then pulls out his Axe of Farming and turns off his alarm clock. He then goes back into this house, where he pulls out his trusty hammer of happiness, sickle of specialness, and his three hoes: Regular, Blessed, and Mythic. Then the might Super Farmer leaps out of his window, casting out sharp shards of glass everywhere. After standing up on a hill with his hands on his hips and his cape blowing in the wind, Jack the Super Farmer whips out his Hoe of the Mythic sort and with mega super hero action, slams it into the earth and pulls it towards himself. With super hero speed, our hero jolts to the Grocery Store and buys a bag of Potatoes. He then realizes he "then does" stuff way too much.
"What's the latest news Jeff"
"The evil Geek-Lord Rick has fooled another attractive female specimen into thinking he's as cool as you and Kai"
"That's insane! Who is the fair lady that has fallen into his web of lies"
"My beloved daughter! He used his Hypnotizing Ultra Geeky Glasses Of Great Seduction (AKA HUGGGS) to trick my daughter"
"I can not let this go on!" Yells our hero, "That's it! I shall meet up with my trusty"
"Hammer"
"No"
"Axe"
"No"
"One of your three"
"NO! Not my hoes either! Sheesh! I shall meet up with my trusty sidekick, Kai Boy"
"But it is not yet summer"
"Hmm... This is true. The great Kai Boy is away this season! What shall I do"
"May I suggest that you summon the great Mineral Town Council? Surely they can help"
"No...You may not suggest it! For I shall suggest it and take the idea! I shall summon the great Mineral Town Council"
As quickly as he came, our hero runs off to Doug's Place to use the phone.