The Crazy Girl That Pretty Much ruined Gaara's Life
Okay so this is the main character talking. She's really crazy and weird. Don't worry if you don't get the first paragraph because it's nonsense. Well thanks for reading, this is my first story ever so hope you enjoy, if you don't please fell free to tell me what I did wrong or need improvement on and I'll try to make it better. -Happymonkeys
It wasn't that he don't know her. Or even why you didn't cry. The monkey was okay. My mom wanted to know. As I walk in, as I frowned. If you saw me, you wouldn't care. Dying is not mother nature. He was not hers in the first place. Tree hugger would say. Fire burn little kitties. As of me........well that's different. You wouldn't have imagine. Well I was allow to write a paragraph about anything I want so this is what I came up with. ^_^
"The crazy monkeys are died!!!" I yelled as I busted in the locked doors. I looked around at all the councilors and the kazekage. For a second they just stared back at me, shocked I guess to see some crazy, unknown girl busted in out of nowhere.
One of the councilor stood up and said, "Who are you and how did you get in here?" By the look on his ugly face I could tell he wasn't happy like all the other councilors. His gaze suddenly moved from me to the died bodies behind me, his eyes widen. The other councilors follow his gaze and had the same reaction as the ugly dude. The kazekage looked too.
What happen two seconds later was uncool. Like come on, maybe I did kill a few guards and busted in the door while the kazekage was having some important meeting and made myself look like a bad guy. But you don't have to use some really strong jutsu like The Desert Coffin and make a huge scene right? Well guess what, that was what the kazekage did. I wouldn't be surprise if I found out he killed people just because they break his arm.
"What on Earth are you doing?" I yelled. I looked down at the councilors and was surprise to see them all running out of the room and staring at me like I killed someone. God, what is wrong with people here in the Sand Village. I'm only trying to be nice for heaven's sake.
"Now tell me who you are why you're here and you won't die a painful death," the kazekage said.
"So is this how you treat a guest? Well I would like a word with your parents about this kazekage," I frowned.
"They're died and your not a guest. Now tell me who you are"
"Oh they are? I'm sorry would you like a hug?" I asked feeling sad for this kazekage here.
"Shut up and tell me why you're here"
"That's not very nice. I was just trying to help you and this is what you say? You're mean, now please let me down and no one will get hurt, I'm really strong. I once ate a whole chili hot pepper without burning my tongue," I announced proudly.
"That's it. Sand Graveyard." The kazekage rose his right hand up and looked at me with this evil, crazy, killer look. Before he did anything else, I yelled, "Okay, okay, I get it. Stop and I'll tell you everything!" The kazekage actually stopped and put his hand down calmly by his side and waited for whatever I was going to say. "Oh come on, how on Earth do you expect me to talk while I'm buried in this sand thing forty feet high up, huh"
"Aren't you talking right now"
"Well," I paused for a few seconds then continued, "it's still not nice at all to d this to some weak little girl now is it kazekage"
"I don't care"
"How can you not care? You're the kazekage here"
"Because I'm the kazekage I don't have to care"
"Well you're setting a really bad example for all the little kids here in this village"
"And"
"Well at least let me down already"
"No"
"Why"
"Because"
"You're really mean"
"For the last time I don't care so why don't you skip the part about how mean I am and just tell me who you are"
"Ugly"
"At least I don't look like a hobo"
"Excuse me"
"You hears what I said hobo"
"I am not a hobo you stupid gay kazekage." The kazekage rise his right arm up again before I blurted out, "Okay, god, I'll tell you everything, just tell me what you want to know"
"Who are you and why did you kill my guards"
"I donno"
"How can you not know, you kill them"
"I donno"
The kazekage took a deep breath like he was trying to calm himself down s he won't kill me or something. As if he's stronger than me or something, yeah right. I bet not even this kazekage here knows how to eat a ht chili pepper without burning his tongue, and everyone knows of course anyone who knows how t do what I do is consider the strongest ninja in the world, but I don't think this stupid kazekage here knows. His head must be off in space or something, but you know what? Since I fell bad for this kazekage here and stuff since his parents are died I think I'll just let him pretend that he's strong and just let him use his whatever jutsu and keep me up here.
"Okay, so lets start with your name and who sent you here," the kazekage started after a while.
"Well my name is Chi and the crazy monkeys sent me here"
"The what?" now the kazekage was staring at me like I was some weird girl who was talking about nonsense, which I'm not.
"The crazy monkeys, are you deaf or something?" I asked really annoyed.
"Uh okay, so why did they send you here"
"Well you see the thing is......................................................to the left to the left. Everything you own in the box to the left, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The kazekage covered his ears and stared at me. I closed my eyes and stared humming, I was going to waved my arms and bob my head too but I couldn't because I was trapped in this flying sand blob. After a while, I stopped and stared at the kazekage who was staring back at me, my eyes widen. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. The kazekage frowned, "What on Earth is your problem? Are you mentally retarded or something?" I looked around the room and was surprised to see that the monkeys were gone.
"Where are my monkeys?" I stared at the kazekage in shocked. "Where did you put my monkeys"
"What monkeys, you weirdo"
"Where did you put my monkeys"
"What are you talking about?" the kazekage asked confused.
"You ate them"
"What? I didn't even say that." "You ate the monkeys"
"No, of course not"
"Ahhhh!!! Give me back my monkeys"
"You don't even know what you're talking about"
"You're going to pay for that"
"I didn't do nothing!" I stopped all of a sudden and closed my eyes. "Hum, ba, ba." I sang then opened my eyes once again. "Can I please get down already"
The kazekage stared at me, "You really need help"
"OMG thank god I found you guys, Gaara, don't kill her!" Gaara turned his head to Temari who stopped right in front of Gaara. "Why, do you know her Temari"
"Yeah," Temari answered still trying to catch her breath.
"Hi Temari, can you get me down? Kazekage won't listen to me when I told I'm that I was your friend and that I was just lost"
"What?" Gaara stared up at me in disbelief, "You didn't say that, you said that you were sent by some monkeys." Both Temari and me stared at the kazekage.
"What on Earth are you talking abut Gaara? Why would Chi-kun say that"
"How am I suppose to know? Ask her." They both turned back to me.
"I didn't say that," I said confused. What on Earth is he talking about? Is he crazy or something? Monkeys, yeah right. But of course I didn't say anything, sometimes people who miss their parents too much could go alittle crazy.
"Yes you did, just a moment ago, remember?" "Uh, Gaara, maybe you should just take alittle break, you've been working too much." Temari suggested.
"But"
"Kazekage, your sister is right, maybe you should take a break from all this work," I inturpurted. Kazekage stared at me like he was going to kill me or something.
"You should also let Chi down now," Temari said and got the kazekage's intention.
"Fine," the kazekage mumbled before he vaporized all the sand and I jumped down and landed on my feet.
"Lets go Chi, Tenten said she'll come around 3 and its already 2:30. We have to hurry"
"Okay," I said before Temari grabbed my wrist and started to run. I was sure that the kazekage gave me the "you better watch out look" when I looked back at him just before we turned and ran out the door.
Well, that's my first story, took me pretty long to write. I just want you to know that Chi is actually crazy if you didn't notice and pretty much had no clue at all what she was doing when she went crazy for that one moment. Anyway, hope you enjoy and please tell e anything I need to improve on, thank you!!! ^_^ -Happymonkeys