"Michael the romance guy," Ryan said, fluffing up Michael's hair in a fatherly manner.

"Shut up."

"Caaaan you feel~" Ray started singing.

"THE LOVE TONIGHT!" The other Achievement Hunter boys joined in, making Michael pout like a child.

"Shut up!"

"Aww, little Micoo's embarassed!" Gavin cooed.

"SHUT UP!" Michael's face was bright red. He was starting to regret casually mentioning his date with Lindsay tonight.

"Alright, that's enough," Geoff said. "Save it for Rage Quit."

"It's a Play Pals week," Michael grumbled.

"So where're you taking Lindsay tonight?" Jack asked.

"You guys promise not to bug me about it?"

"Depends," Gavin said.

"On what?" Ray asked.

"Y'know! Like...stuff!"

"Don't you have a Let's Play to edit?" Geoff reminded him. Gavin huffed and turned back to his computer. "So, where are you taking the lucky lady?"

Michael sighed, deciding that it would be best to just tell them the basic details. "I'm taking her to see that meteor shower, maybe a semi-fancy dinner before it."

"Aww, that's really sweet~!" Ray said.

"Fuck yeah it is," Michael said, feeling rather confident in himself.

There was a knock at the door. Miles opened it soon after. "Michael, I need you for RWBY lines."

"Shit, really? The animation wasn't due to be done for another two days!" Michael commented, getting up from his chair.

"I don't think Monty's slept in a while."

"Isn't that normal for him?" Geoff said.

"I walked near the animation team and he looked on the edge of crazy and falling asleep. There were also like seven coffee mugs next to him."

"So basically, he's gonna crash any second?" Ray said.

"Oh yeah. It's gonna be real good. Might have to get an RT Life about it."

"Don't draw on his face," Ryan said.

"No promises!" And Miles left the room with Michael in tow.

"Is the blindfold really necessary?" Lindsay asked. Michael told her to close her eyes, but deciding that she couldn't be trusted doing that, he tied a long-sleeved shirt around her face.

"Yes."

"Where are you taking me?"

"That's the point of the blindfold!"

"You bought a cat."

"Wha- No!"

"Then what is it? It's like 11 at night! Where could we possibly be going?"

"You'll see~"

Lindsay was silent for a moment. "We're gonna rob a place."

"OH MY GOD!"

"I knew it!"

"NO!"

"It's ladies night at the strip club."

"Why would I know when ladies night is?"

"Because you and Gavin make a thing."

"...Are you saying you want a threesome?"

"We could easily make it a foursome."

"Is this theoretical or should we start talking dates and times?"

"I don't know. Where are we going?"

"That's a secret!"

"How much longer!"

"A few minutes!"

Lindsay didn't say a word for five minutes at least. "Are we there yet?"

"Yes."

"Can I take my blindfold off?"

"No," Michael leaned over and kissed Lindsay's forehead lightly, then removed the blindfold.

"Where are we?" Lindsay was looking around confusedly. They were in a big field with other cars sparsely dotted around, one or two with people sitting on top, most with chairs beside them.

"We're gonna watch the meteor shower," Michael said, "and I forgot to bring chairs so we're gonna sit on the roof like idiots."

"We are idiots," Lindsay teased. "I'm your idiot and you're my idiot. We took an Idiot Oath, remember?"

"An Idiot Oath disguised as marriage." Michael got out of the car and started climbing up. He leaned over Lindsay's side and pressed his face against the glass. "Whatcha waiting for? It's about to start."

Lindsay took her place beside Michael on the roof of the car, and listened to the screams of children as the first meteors streaked across the sky. A few minutes later, the meteor shower was in full swing.

"What'd you wish for?" Lindsay suddenly asked after a while.

"What?"

"These are shooting stars! What'd you wish for?"

"Hold on, I didn't know that was a requirement!" Michael was silent for a bit. "I wished for you to be happy always and for your wish to come true."

"Aww~"

"What did you wish for?"

"You don't really need to know..." Lindsay didn't really want to say.

"No, I wished for your wish to come true, I want to know what I did."

"I'll tell you when it comes true." A muffled thud caught the Jones' attention.

"The fuck?" Michael said, and looked off the side of the car. He saw a meteorite, around the size of a golf ball. The only reason he was able to see it so easily is because it was light colored, and provided insane contrast against the dark grass. "I think I found something."

"Don't give shit to bitches who ain't shit, Michael," Lindsay reminded him as he jumped off the car to grab the space rock.

"This bitch is shit," Michael said. "Look!" He held up the meteorite. "I found a meteor!"

"I think it's a meteorite."

"Who cares about the technical term?"

"Me."

"Captain Science over here."

"Yeah." Lindsay yawned. "I'm getting kinda tired. Can we go back now?"

"You have to pay for that. One hug and three kisses."

"Deal." Lindsay hopped off the roof, paid the toll, and got in the car. "You gonna keep the space rock?"

"Hell yeah. I'll be the official Achievement Hunter space object." Michael slipped the meteorite into his pocket. "Throwback whatever day it is, we're gonna have a pet rock."

He got into the car and drove home, thinking it was the cutest thing ever when Lindsay fell asleep halfway through and started snoring. It wasn't as cute, but still pretty cute, in his opinion when he had to carry her up some stairs. She woke up at the top of the stairs. "We should name it Ah Rock, like Our Rock but more street, and Ah like Achievement Hunter also Ah like a as in a rock but Ah Rock. Ah Rock." Lindsay fell back asleep.

"Ah Rock it is," Michael said, laying her gently in bed and falling asleep almost immediately beside her.