As many stories go, it was a dark and stormy night.
As the Carriage trundled toward a pair of magnificent wrought iron gates, flanked with stone columns topped with winged boars, Naruto saw two more fireflies struggling against the storm's anger. A wave of pleasure hit him, in anticipation of what would come.
As the carriage drew to a stop, Naruto stepped forth from the carriage, his sharp shoes sinking into the hills mud. He tipped the driver and did not turn back as it drove away.
"Time to put on my hat and robe," he said, his British accent drowned by the storm.
The castle was large. Very large. So large, in fact, Naruto realized, he had never seen a castle so large!
"So," he put his hand on his flint lock pistolll," this is where the infamous Count Sasuke lives. "
As he said the Count's name, lightning struck menacingly, lightning up Naruto's beautiful complexion with a flash of blue.
"I say," he said in a nasaly, sexy London accent," his name gives me quite the goosepimples. Sauske."
Lightning struck again.
He shrugged and meandered forward up the mudddy hill and to the large, large, stone castle. It's stone was as grey as the sky, and the large doors held luxurious, phallic shaped knockers.
"Quit the gantleman, I see," he remarked after he grabbed one of the questionabally shaped knockers.
He banged on the door. a deep, throaty sound resonated from the castle, much like the talking dragon in that one Hayao Miyuzaki movie.
There was a creeping silence.
"Hellew?" Naruto asked.
There was more creepy silence- a silence as large as the castle itself./
The doors flew open, and a voice came from within the bowels of the castle:
"It is I! Count Sasuke!" Lightning struck. "Who dare disturb I, Sasuke of the Forest?"
Naruto lit and pipe and smoked it calmly, like a proper Englishmen, as he said:
"I'm Naruto. I have come to offer a price for this fine castle. You see, I am a hunter, and I have an abundance of trophies I would love to store in this magnificent edifice. Will you please make me an offer?"
A young, dark haired man emerged from the shadows. His teeth were fixed in a feraal grin.
"I would certainly love you in my household," he said hungrily.
Naruto had no time to react. Count Sasuke pulled the sexy blonde forward and sunk his glorious fangs into the deep of his throat.