It all happen at 1 Grade !, a kingdom hearts fanfic

It all happen at school at 1 grade

Roxas, Kairi, and Sora were in the middle of a discussion, so the teacher (who's name happens to be Larxene) decides to intervene

'' Roxas, whats the problem ? '' - she asks

'' It's just am to intelligent for 1 grade '' - Roxas said - '' My sister is in 3 grade and I am more intelligent than her... I WANNA GO TO 3 GRADE TOO ''

The teacher realizing that she could not solve the problem, decide to send him to the Principal's office

While Roxas awaits outside the principal's office, the teacher explains the situation to the school principal (a.k.a. Xemnas)

The Principal (Xemnas) tells the teacher that he is going to make a test to Roxas, he was sure that he wasn't gonna be able to answer all of the questions, and that way he was going to have to stay in 1 grade

Once the principal and the teacher (Xemnas and Larxene) planed everything they call Roxas to get in the Principals Office, they proposed him to do him a test, which he agreed.

And so the principal starts with the questions:

'' Lets see Roxas, what is 5 times 2 ? ''

'' 10 Mr. Principal ''

'' And 6 times 6 ''

'' 36 Mr. Principal ''

... and so the Principal keep with the test for like about an hour with a bag of questions that only an excelent kid from the 3 grade would know, and Roxas didn't make one mistake.

After the principal (Xemnas) notice his great IQ, he spoke to the teacher - '' I think we are gonna have to move him to 3 grade ''

The teacher (Larxene) not so sure, and with an amateur attitude of a CCH teacher thinks - '' Am gonna put this clown in his place '' - and then she ask - '' Can I ask him also some questions ? ''

Both The Principal and Roxas nooded.

And so the teacher starts with the questions:

'' The cow has 4, I got 2 ''

'' The legs '' Roxas answer with out doubting

'' Whats in your pants, that its not in mines ''

... the principal adjust his glasses, ready to interrupt.

'' The pockets '' - Roxas answer

'' Whats in the center of the women and at the begging of the men ''

... astonished, the principal hold his breath.

'' The letter M '' - Roxas answer (Women - Men)

'' And where does the women have her hair more curly ? ''

... the principal makes a grimace of astonishment.

'' In Africa '' - Roxas answer without doubting

'' What's soft, but in the hands of a women gets hard ''

... the principals eyes wided

'' The fingernails enamel '' - Roxas answer

'' What does the women have in the middle of their legs ? ''

... and the principal can't believe it... he was so horny by now

'' The knees '' Roxas quickly answer

'' And what does a married women have more wided than a single woman ''

'' The bed teacher ''

'' What word starts with a ''A'' and finish with a ''S'', and we all have it behind ''

... the principal was sweating cold... he couldn't take it anyore

'' The arms teacher ''

'' And what starts with a ''A'' , have a hole, and I give it to most of the people so they can enjoy ''

... the Principal cover his face... and hit his desk with his face.

'' A CD ''

'' And what... ''

... the pincipal (poor Xemnas XD) sick from the presion already interupt them and tell to the teacher - '' Look, put this fucker in College... ¡ I MYSELF HAS FAILED ALL THE ANWERS ! ''

-Mxxm-

Something I come up with it

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What about you... did you failed the anwers ?

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