TMM: Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare~!

Wolfy: yayz new story! But I WAS SO PISSED OFF BECAUSE OF THE STUPID REF IN THE OLYMPICS! IN THE WOMEN'S SPEED TRACK RELAY! RETARTED REF THAT HATES KOREANS AND AMERICANS!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! –Cough- sorry ranting over, but he seriously does hate us, mostly me because I'm 100% Korean, yet lives in America…

Ichi: Ranting over?

Cloud: Hopefully…

Wolfy: But Kim Yu-na will show that BASTARD!

Ichi: Rater T for swearing and killing

Cloud: We do not own TMM or any story lines, but we do own this Truth or Dare show thing even if I'm not going to be in it because I absolutely hate TMM

Ichi: Meh, I don't care, I just like Truth or dare fanfics cause I get to torture –cough- make "friends" with hated characters :P

Wolfy: -throws Cloud out of the truth or dare room- No TMM haters in here!

Cloud: -stares blankly then realizes she's flying through the air- Um… what am I supposed to say, oh yea! Ahhhhhhhh…

Ichi: We're starting!

Wolfy: Meh, I'm going with my Nickname: Cat!


Cat: So introducing our filming crew

Ichi: The camera crew is some of the Negima! characters.

Camera Crew: -waves- Yo, Kazumi here with Chisame (production/editing), Chachamaru!

Cat: We have security!? Since when!?

Ichi: We don't because you sold them on ebay!!!

Cat: Oh yea, instead I bought the limited edition FANBOY/FANGIRL PITS! Anyways, introducing our characters, first the main heroines

The characters are magically poofed into the room. All of them are in their regular clothes and none of them, I rest assure, are hurt by me… yet… :P

Purin: Purin was washing the dishes and got randomly poofed into here na no da!

Ichigo: -randomly spazzes- WHAT THE HECK!? I was just in my room, then here! I'm confused!

Cat: SHUT UP! Stop spazzing, you'll live longer

Mint: Who says?

Ichi: -pulls out a random gun- I say

Cat: -smacks his hand- bad Ichi, baaaadddddd!

Zakuro and Retasu:…

Cat: You're here to play TRUTH OR DARE!

Ichigo:

Purin: Ok na no da, I never get anything super bad happen to me!

Ichigo:

Zakuro:…

Ichi: I'm taking that as a yes

Ichigo:

Retasu: Ok, I guess I will.

Ichigo:

Mint: Sure, I'll play if the others are, but so many bashes against me…

Cat: It's ok, hopefully you'll live

Ichi: Hopefully…?

Ichigo:

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Ichigo: Fine, no need to be mean.

Cat: -facepalms- anyways, now the aliens and other guys!

Other random guys/aliens were poofed in. Masaya and Ryou were some-what horribly beaten, gagged, and tied to chairs while the others stared at them suddenly frightened

Ichigo: NOOOO AOYAMA-KUN!
Purin: -glomps Taruto- TARU-TARU!

Taruto: -blushes- GAH!

Kish: Hello Koneko-chan, miss me?

Ichigo: Hell no

Pai: Rejected…

Retasu: K-K-Konichiwa Pai-san

Pai: Hello

Keiichirou: I have cake, anyone want any?

Everyone: -minus Tree-hugger and Shirobaka runs over to Keiichirou for cake- CAKE!

Kish: So why are we here?

Ichi: Truth or dare

Kish: YES! I always get something good out of it

Taruto:… -stares at Purin cause he always gets paired up with her for everything which isn't necessary a bad thing of course-

Cat: Oh, but if you don't do the dare/truth, your penalty is the fanboy/fangirl pit!

Pai: … wow…

Zakuro: Isn't that inhumane?

Ichi: I don't think she cares. If Cat found a random arm from a dead man, she would grab a stick and poke it.

Mint: Um… ew…

Kish: -shudders- I hate being put in there

Cat: -glomps Ichi- ICHI! I ATE A LOT OF CAKE NOW I'M REALLY HYPER! –Jumps up and down-

Ichi: -glares at Keiichirou who sweatdrops- Crap!

Retasu: -takes a piece of paper from Ichi- Here are the rules:

1. No M rated dares please

2. Please don't magically poof into the story without my permission, it'll get too out of hand

3. You MAY dare/ask a question to the hosts

Kish: Heh, you should get Cat and Ichi to kiss just to piss each other off

Ichigo: That's actually not a bad idea

Cat and Ichi: glares

Retasu: Ok…

4. I will not do TMM A la Mode, I absolutely hate Berri

Cat: That's all so hurry up and review fast!

Ichi: She won't make the next chapter until at least 5 reviews!

Ichigo: Please don't review and torture us

Mint:… I think me, Ryou, Tree-hugger, and Ichigo get tortured the most right?

Keiichirou: -nods- Yea, I think so

Taruto: Who cares, it's funny

Purin: Purin agrees with Taruto na no da!

Kish: Who cares, just let me get Koneko-chan already!

Ichigo: NO! I love Aoyama-kun

Zakuro: Why do you love a hippie…?

Ichigo: He is not a Hippie!

Everyone: Yeah he is, face the truth already

Cat: So anyways, please review!


Cloud: ahhhh...zzzzzz....

Wolfy: -pokes her with stick-