In The Aja Winery Basement...
"AHA!" Yells a dark figure lurking in the shadows of the Aja Winery Basement, "With the help of The Evil Geek-Lord Rick's Blueprints and tools, I have transformed the Hypnotizing Ultra Geeky Glasses Of Great Seduction (HUGGGS) into Hypnotizing Our Trusting Townsfolk Yo (AKA HOTTY)! Now I shall be able to hypnotize the people of Mineral Town and look cool at the same time! I shall rule this town. But only after I kill that loser Jack! MWAHHAHAHAHHAHA!"
Chapter One- Enter Jack The Super Farmer
At Jack The Super Farmer's Super Farm...
Our hero wakes up on a crisp autumn morning and Jack the Super Farmer decides to feed his dog Koro for the first time in its life.
He then rushes to his horse just to find that it had mysteriously disappeared.
"I have got to stop using that Inf. Lumber Code"
"No Jack! It wasn't the code! It was me! Barley"
"But why Barley! Was it because I didn't show kindness and love to my horse. And I neglected it for a year? And now you want to teach me a warm hearted lesson"
"Heck no! That would be stupid! Who cares about its health or leasons learned! I took it because I was mad that you left me out of your first battle with Rick"
"Sorry, it's just that you have no skills. Won can sell stuff, Gotz can get anyone drunk in two drinks. You...you just live with cows and sheep"
"OOH! I'll get you for that! Next time Jack! Next time! MWAHAHAHAHHA"
Then the now insane Barley leaps into the shipping bin and waits to be sold.
With that our hero rushes to Grocery Store for the latest scoop and to buy his ADD medication.
"Hey Jeff! What's the latest scoop"
"Oh you know! The usual. Some dark figure doing the lurking, the shadows, the creepy hiding. Ya know. The usual stuff"
"What's wrong with simply lurking, hiding in shadows? I do it every Tuesday night with Karen"
"YOU WHAT"
"Uh...nothing! Back to the latest scoop"
"Right. Turns out that while he was lurking in the shadows, he was adding onto Rick's HUGGGS! They are now called HOTTY"
"What does HOTTY stand for"
"Hypnotizing Our Trusting Townsfolk...Yo"
"Do we have any idea what the motive for this hypnotizing is for"
"Not at all. We don't even know who the dark shadow lurking is"
"How did this dark figure get a hold of HUGGGS? I thought the Harvest Sprites were keeping it safe"
"That's how the dark figure got it. The Sprites were so angry about the whole restraining order being lifted that they sold the dark figure HUGGGS for ten loaves of bread each"
"Even Timid? He was my FAVORITE"
"Excuse me Jack, but isn't that WHY the restraining order was issued"
"Oh yeah it is. Ha ha. So we don't know who this dark figure is huh"
"Nope"
"Hmm. Not good. Well I'll be taking that there Ritalin now"
"Good. You need it"
"What was that"
"Have a good day Jack"
"Oh. You too."