SUMMARY: Only weird people like me would write stuff like this. It's just a random fic. Like it, hate it. I don't really care.
Our Crew's Anniversary?
Luffy burped. He had had a good meal that night and his stomach was bloated. He couldn't eat anymore, except maybe if he got his hands on some of that ice-cream Sanji kept in the fridge…
The entire crew was on the deck of the Going Sunny.
"Oh goodness!" Nami suddenly exclaimed from behind the newspaper. She hadn't read it that morning because they had a big encounter with the marines.
"What's wrong, Nami-swan??!!" Sanji burst out in spinning towards her.
"The Yurami Pirates just conducted a series of raids on villages in the North Blue, to celebrate their anniversary." Nami replied looking even more closely at the papers, "That's terrible! All those people were hurt and suffered so many losses!"
"That's disgusting." Sanji replied… passionately? "Luckily with our shitty captain we don't do things like that."
"Speaking of that," Zoro suddenly spoke up from his position on the ledge about the deck, "When is our anniversary?"
"Huh?" The entire crew replied in confusion, mostly because Zoro rarely spoke at times like these, but also because, well, they didn't get it.
"When is our anniversary?" Zoro sighed.
"When is it?" Usopp put his hand on his chin, "Hmmm… I wonder…"
"That's easy!" Luffy shouted which earned him shocked looks, "When I was born!"
The entire crew let out a long sigh.
"I think maybe it's the day Zoro and Luffy got together." Sanji said.
"No it's when, I, Captain Usopp joined! For only when I say a crew is a crew, then it is a crew!" Usopp jumped up in the superman pose.
"Wow! So cool!" Chopper clapped his hands, um, hoofs together while his eyes sparkled with admiration.
"Yohohohoho! That is very interesting Usopp~!" Brook did a little dance.
Everyone else Usopp's idiocy. He didn't even make sense!
"Of course it's when the beautiful Nami-swan joined!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sanji did a bunch of spins towards Nami, hearts in his eyes.
Nami punched him square in the face as he approached.
"I do think," Everyone looked at Robin as she spoke, "That it is when Captain-san decided to form the Mugiwara pirates."
"But, then it would be like Luffy's answer!" Nami protested.
"Exactly." Robin giggled.
"Hmmmm…" Franky sat cross-legged, "This is a mystery indeed. Maybe we'll ask another pirate crew how they decided when their anniversary was when we come across one."
"Why don't we ask Brook?" Zoro jumped off from the ledge he was laying on, and onto the main deck. "He was in another pirate crew before."
"Yohohohoho!" Brook twirled around, imitating Sanji, towards Zoro.
Zoro punched him in the face too.
"Ow!" Brook exclaimed, "That hit me so hard I nearly died! But wait. I'm already dead! Yohohohoho!"
Only Luffy, Chopper and Usopp laughed along with him. The rest just looked pissed off.
"Well, on my crew. Our anniversary was decided…" He trailed off, "But I'm dead! Yohohohohoho!"
"That didn't make any sense!" Nami, Zoro and Sanji hollered at him.
"Well, we didn't have one." Brook shrugged, "We didn't think about it. Yohohohoho!"
"Oh, well. Looks like we'll have to leave this to another day wouldn't we?" Franky lay on his back and looked up at the starry sky.
"Yeah."
Everyone imitated him and looked up to gaze at the stars…
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Note: I know it doesn't make any sense. It's not supposed to. It's just something I thought of while in the shower (where all random stuff comes to you).
I know Franky is really irrelvant. But that's cause I can't really grasp his character. Well, less than the rest. I can't exactly completely grasp any of their personalities. Oda is so good.