Just a little one-shot that popped up. I don't think it has anything to do with A Freakin' Good Idea…

"Merlin, Marlene! What were you thinking?"

"I know, okay? I know. I let him, it's my fault, I'm sorry. So very sorry. But, Merlin, Lily, live a little."

"Live a little? Live a little? Finding a guy─ Potter, to make it worse─ going through my stuff and you helping him is not my definition of 'A LITTLE'!"

"Alright, alright, calm down. Breathe. And please, don't scream."

"Yeah, relax, Evans."

"Black─"

"You─ don't even dare come into this conversation."

"Okay, okay, I'm going. McKinnon, calm her down before first lesson or she'll be killing us all, yeah?"

"No worries, Black. Everything is under control."

"Hmph."

"Under control? She's a bloody monster! And I'm being nice."

"Yeah, yeah whatever. Go eat. Somewhere else. Oh, Lily, come on. It's done now. I'm sorry. But honestly, I did it for you!"

"For me? Thanks a lot. How sweet of you. NOT! You know that I hate him, that he stalks me, that he is unbelievably annoying, that─"

"Yes, I know. That he's a 'bullying toe rag', a 'pompous git', a 'conceited moron', and so on."

"I wasn't finished."

"Merlin, Lily. He's not that bad."

"He's worse."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"No. Lily, you have got to stop. You're the conceited one, here. All I'm asking, is that you get to know him."

"Huh? Since when was that the topic?"

"Since now."

"Hmph. And how, might I ask, has it got anything to do with the fact that I found him in our room?"

"Well… not much. He was just… visiting?"

"Somehow, I doubt that."

"Fine. I was helping him get to know you."

"Get to know me. He stalks me day and night─"

"That's not true. He leaves you alone sometimes."

"─ and know he suddenly needs to 'get to know me'?"

"Well, he only knows the 'public you'. I was helping him get to know the 'private you'."

"Ever wonder why it's called private? And how does going through my knickers' drawer help to know me?"

"First of all, we were not going through your knickers' drawer─"

"Yeah, I'm sorry, did I come in too early?"

"─ and I wasn't going to let him, and second of all, you wouldn't believe the number of things you could learn from someone's knickers' drawer."

"Interesting conversation, ladies. Mind if I join?"

"Yes."

"Black, didn't I tell you to go away already?"

"Well, I'm not sure… Maybe?"

"Let me repeat: Go. Away."

"Oh, fine. But I want a detailed account of this conversation."

"In your dreams!"

"All the time!"

"Look, I'm sorry Lily, really. But is it so wrong for me to believe that you and Potter would make a beautiful couple, and then try to make it happen?"

"If it's with him, obviously. And if it includes going through my stuff."

"I'm sorry. I swear I won't ever do it again."

"Ugh, I forgive you. But not him."

"Lily!"

"I am not forgiving him for going through my stuff."

"Oh well, at least I'm forgiven. Now, should we head for Potions?"

"Sounds like a plan."

"Ugh, what a horrible plan."

"Merlin, Marlene, live a little."

"That is no life at all, hon."