-Do you always must be so stiff and borring as hell? You always act as if you have borrow stick from paladin's ass and place it in your own.

-Nice try, Bishop. This time, you have nearly impressed me.

- I would die for the day, when my great Knight-Captain will appreciate work of her modest, little ranger.

And then he starts one of the most infamous "Bishop talks". It's something longer than a one sentence reply, but also shorter than a monologue. It's always sarcastic and insulting, but sometimes he also adds to it some chauvinism. You can get used to it or act like Khelgar, Casavir, Qara, Shandra, in fact everyone. Sometimes it's really, really annoying and only think you want to do is smack him hard on the head or strangle him until he admits he could shut up this one time.

-I've never thought that such ideal girl like you, will be so affected by my words.

Suddenly Bishop came closer to me and put his arm around my waist. So, this is how he gonna play with me? For as long as I will let him. And this won't last long, I can promise you that.

-Really? And – I specially did a long pause to make it sounds like I was thinking hard - let me guess, now you're gonna whisper something very chauvinist, sex-realated to my ear, right? And after this I'm supposed to blush or giggle like Shandra, you will eventually kiss me and next time we meet act like nothing happened or you will just make fun of me in front of others?

Of course, he always makes fun of everyone. But that's not my point here.

-You know what, princess? If you really don't like these parts so much, I can do you a favour . We can skip them and have sex already.

If I really use word "sometimes" previously? Sorry for my big mistake.

-Don't act as a fool , again. Even you know that wasn't what I meant.

He pulled me even closer to me and looked in my eyes. And then he said words, that I was sure, I will never hear from him:

-I have been mistaken.

-Really? About what?- I should be less nice to him this moment, but I was just too confused.

-My knight-captain doesn't like foreplay after all.