A/N Hey guys Im here with a random, cracky story for yall ;D. Got this idea from

Disclaimer: If I owned SSBB or Nintendo that be sweet.

It was a fine spring day at the smash manor. Falco got drunk and is beating the living crap out of Diddy Kong, Captain Falcon is showing of his moves, Crazy Hand is planning to steal Kirby's cupcake. But all of that had nothing to do with the story. Now time to get to the piont.

The front door opens to reveal a tiny midget..erm small person named Olimar at his side were three ugly, akwardly covered carrots... oh I mean Pikmin. "Come my loyal children as we go for a walk!!" The tiny space captain declared.

"Hey Gary should we follow this creep?" The red one asked confused because he was born just 10 second ago.

"Uhhh yeah man I bet if I pull this guys strings right I can make hime clean up my poop" The purple one said. The red one nodded his head in agreement.

So Olimar and his pikmin walked and walked and walked for hours. Finnally finishing his trek across the street then an obese penguin carring a hammer wearing a robe fell on the Pikmin. "AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHH It BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNSssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!111Eleven." The pikmin said as they then turned to ghost and went to the flower garden in the sky.

Olimar then got on his knees and screamed as loud as his little lungs could yell."THEY HAD SO MUCHH TO LIVE FOR!!!!!!!" The space captain wailed."I will avenge you my beloved vegatebles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The fat penguin then got up and dusted himself off. "Sorry ther son all is good with the neighborhood" King De De De said not really caring. Olimar then looked up and glared at the extra, extra large king.

Olimar then glared intensley at the fat king while epic music played in the backround. KingDeDeDe just stared stupidly back at the captain." Whats wrong lil feller I got something on my face?" Olimar still glared at him his glare getting more intense by the second. KingDeDeDe then grabbed his head."WHAT THE FU....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!! Before he could finish the curse word his head exploded into many tiny pieces.

Later that same night Master Hand called the smashers to an important meeting."Listen hear you stupid dolts I have bad news" The hand then took an deep breath somehow."Our beloved KingDeDeDe has died." All the smashers didnt really care and you could hear a cricket chirp.

Olimar then pushed the hand off the stage. "MY fellow idoits my pikmin Iny and Gary have been murderd!!!!1!" The smashers then started throw PokePoop and Maxim Tomatoes at him.

Then Kanye West came up and kicked the space captain off the stage. "Imma let you finish but Beyonce had the best music video of all time!!!" Bowser then came and set the gay fish on fire.

Olimar sent invatations to every smasher to go to the funaral but only Rob came. "...THey nevr did drugs, were straight 'F' students..." The midget cried out while wearing a glittery dress. Rob was so bored he short circuited and died.

Olimar went to his room to go act all emo and stuff. Then a loud booming vioce came from the sky "Get Over it you stupid emo kid"

"W-Who are you?!" Olimar squealed. "And i aint EMO"

Then a gaint red and black hand came floating down.. that is till the rope lowering him down snapped and he came falling down. "OWIWE OW MoMMY IT BUURNNS!!!!!!111111!!!!ELeven!!" The hand cried like a big fat cry baby

"Hey I Dont cry im too awesome for that crap" The Author of this fic said breaking the fourth wall by pointing at the above paragraph.

"SSSOooooo who are you" Olimar asked again.

"I am the author of this fic Giga Hand!!!11!!" Giga said.

"So you made all of this happen?!!!" Olimar asked angrily.

"Yeah pretty much" The hand shrugged(I will never know how). "You can make more pikmin dolt"

"Oh yeah I can!!!" He said while pluckin out 2 more pikmin.

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Well there it is send in feedback and tell me what you think.

Giga Hand