Welcome to the OC journals!
I'm writing this to get more in touch with my Ocs…
I hope it won't confuse you, and hopefully you'll find it funny.
I'll be using 3 Ocs.
Tori
012709, age:14 location: Konoha
Hi!
Tori here…
I guess I'll just introduce myself, just in case it's hundreds of years from now and you found this journal in the decaying remains of Konoha…which is where I am.
Oh well, onto the journal part…I've never kept one of these before…
I guess you're supposed to write in it secretly, and then hide it from people you live with…
Speaking of people you live with, I share a house with two other people: Saiya and Tsuki.
Saiya is from Oto, and she escaped when Orochimaru attacked during the chunin exams. That truly was a horrific time for most people. Not all that bad for me, 'cause I got his Akatsuki ring! (I can't wait to get back there, I truly despise it here sometimes…)
Well, anyways, Saiya's a BITCH! She always hogs the hot water unless I wake up a five in the morning to take a shower. She always has to argue over the most retarded things possible. (Ex/What are we eating? whose cleaning what?(she's also lazier than Shikamaru!) She's also really fucking nosy…I bet she'll find this and melt the lock…(that's what she does: any kind of metal she touches will bend to her will-It's some kind of Kekkei-genkai)I can't wait to see her face when the bomb goes off…heheh…
Tsuki's not horrible…She's just weird…She's from Konoha, and she can see into the fucking future! She torments me with things that are going to happen…seriously, she'll wake up, stare at me with her pupil-less eyes, and tell me to watch out for flying squirrels(just to torment me, she has a sick sense of humor!) and I have to blackmail her or she'll tell everyone in the village that I'm going back to the Akatsuki(which they don't know I'm affiliated with at all.) I love her disloyalty to the village, though. Some of these Konoha people are just plain annoying with all that "Will of Fire" Shit.
And you may be asking yourself, If I hate them so much, why do I live with them?
Because I can't afford it by myself.
I can't move back to my apartment!
The only one I could afford was full of weirdos.
Not cool weirdos, either. I mean those perverted weirdos that make Jiraiya and Kakashi look like the physical embodiment of innocence. You have no idea how many times I had to beat some sense into this one guy…
There were weird noises at night, too.
Some people call me perverted, but I'm just joking around! (You know that "That's what she said" thing? LOVE IT!)
In short: My stay at that place was a perverted adventure full of agonizing mind rape.(and roaches the size of cats)
Someones home… I gotta go hide this thing…