Hello, my lovelies! Welcome to the factory!
I've been on a Sheelos kick lately and was really inspired to write this!
Here's some info on this one:
Tales of symphonia: Dawn of the new world.
Title: Moves like Jagger.
Rating: Give me a T! . . . T!
Pairing: Zelos/Sheena
Genre: l'amour et la romance . . . and music
In today's menu we've got a parody lyrics fic from the song Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera.
Disclaimer: Yeah. I don't own the song.
Hope you enjoy!
MOVES LIKE JAGGER
Zelos grabbed the microphone and Sheena did so, too. The beat began and the song's lyrics appeared on a flat TV screen.
...
[ Zelos ]
Oh!
Jubblies caught my eye
Since the first game.
Not love at first sight.
I know that well.
/
But past all my flirts
I do really feel
We've got something here.
/
I'm pretty and smart.
Don't deny it.
You've got a nice rack.
Hey, don't slap me.
/
Oh, please look at me.
Not at Lloyd Irving.
I've got what you need.
/
And just listen to this
/
[ Chorus ]
I'm better than Lloyd
and I'll show you.
I may flirt a lot
but I love you.
/
Fall for my moves like Jagger.
I've got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the mooooves like Jagger.
/
Don't play hard to get!
'Cause I know you-
Just like me, as well
And I sure do-
/
-Got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the mooooves like Jagger.
/
[ Zelos ]
You know that he can't
Love you back, girl.
He wouldn't stare past
Past his Colette.
/
But if you chose me.
I'd be always here.
You've nothing to fear.
/
Oh!
So come, let's make out!
Yes I mean it.
I'm going too fast?
Ouch! you smacked me.
/
And when you're with me.
I've got to admit.
My heart won't hold still.
/
OH! Yeah Yeah!
What I mean to say is
/
[ Chorus ]
I'm a ladies' man
But I don't want
No more one night stands
I just want ya
/
Catch my moves like Jagger.
I've got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the mooooves like Jagger.
/
All girls want this man
And you've got me
So don't miss your chance
I'm your soul mate.
/
Love them moves like Jagger.
I've got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the mooooves like Jagger.
/
[ Sheena ]
You say you don't
Want a one-time ride.
Well then don't
Touch me on my behind.
/
And if we ever do date.
You're gonna have to prove me
That you're past your "hunnies"
/
So hold my hand.
And don't go past that!
Flowers and
Dinner will win my heart.
/
I'm looking for commitment.
Monogamy's what I meant.
And please don't stare at my chest!
/
So just come this way
/
[ Chorus ]
No hunnies you say?
That's a bummer
There's Zelos to spare!
Ouch! I'm joking!
/
Catch my moves like Jagger.
I've got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the mooooves like Jagger.
/
So what do you say
If we leave here?
Come back to my place
And have dinner?
/
With them moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger.
I've got the mooooves like Jagger.
…
"Okay, Let's go" Sheena said with a soft blush on her face "But if you try anything I'll slap you again!"
Ca c'est le fin
And that's it!
Phew! It's finally done! I had to rewrite the lyrics a zillion times to get them to fit the song, ha ha.
BUT! It was really fun, actually XD And I sang them to make sure they did fit.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read this!
I really hope you liked it! And if you did (or even if you didn't), please review! I always love hearing-er, reading-from you guys!
~MonaLisa