well this is a oneshot and it's not as good as i had hoped but i'll get over it

Please R&r

Disclaimer: I don't own the song and the Lyrics are by Steven Lynch... Also i own none of the Kh characters.. Big shock...


"Hmmmm what should i do today" Sora wondered bored of his island life... "man

I wish i could be a super hero for a day.." Sora thought to himself secretively... I wonder who i would be ?"

"hmm..." Sora thought to himself thinking of all the wonderfull things he could do if he were a super hero!

Suddenly all of his ideas surfaced in a song...

If I could be a superhero i would be...awesome man

I'd fly around the world fighting crime according to my awesome plan!

And if I saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry

I'd hall them off to jail in my awesome van

'cause i would be awesome man...

Suddenly Riku and Wakka began to approach Sora but were stopped by Tidus.. "quick go get the recorder !"

he whispered maniacally... Sora continued to sing..

IfI could be super hero i would be drugfree boy...("this is gold" Riku whispered to Tidus)

I'd tell all the people the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they've destroyed (what a dork)

Well i'd take all the Junkie he's getting so high

With there needles and bongs and there sticks made of tie

as i burn them alive i would squeal with joy

cause i would be drugfree boy... (Wakka ran out with the recorder) Sora begins to whistle a little tune

to go with his song

If I could be a Super hero i'd be imigration dude

I'd send all the foreighners back to there home

For eating up all of our food.. (Hey i'm a Foreighner ...Wakka scolded..SHHHH)

And taking our Wellfare and best jobs to boot

Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit

i'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of there ruth

cause i'd be imigration dude.. Sora turned around when he heard something coming...( suddenly Riku pushed

Tidus into Sora's view..."Oh hey Tidus if you could be a super hero who would it be?"

Sora continued his song...

If i could be a Super hero would yoube Justice Guy

Making sure people get what they deserve especially best friends who lie

Like if Kairi left her family with 3 kids and no Job

To run off to effin Hawaii with some other named Rob

I'd skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die

And thenyou would be justice guy... (What does he mean by that? it's a mystery)

Or you could be more suddle no i Didn't meant to be vague

Give her the mad cow Disease let him die of the plague

As long as they Suffer for there terrible Crime...especially Rob

And Then you would be justice guy... Yes then you would be a suuper heeero like meeeee!

He needs serious theropy!