My first One Piece fic and I'm very excited. So REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Please.

I also do not own One Piece. Eichiro Oda is so very fortunate, isn't he?

Summary: A little drabble between Zoro and Sanji. (so cute)

-- (little smiley…kinda)

"Zoro."

"…"

"Zoro."

"…"

"Zoro, don't be an idiot. I know you're awake."

"What?" Zoro snapped back, obviously annoyed from being awakened from his fake sleep, which he was close to dosing off into.

"I just wanted to know what you wanted for dinner. I thought it would be a nice change for us to actually stand each other for once." Sanji said in an exasperated tone.

"Whatever," the sleepy voice answered.

"Why do you always need naps? It's not that sleeping is bad, it's just that you do it so much, leaving everybody except Nami (insert heart eyes) and Robin (insert heart eyes) to do what you are to lazy to do.

"Sanji, what to we do all night?"

"Well, you know, stuff"

"Okay, 'stuff'. Well who does most of the work while doing this 'stuff'?"

A mumble answers his question.

"I can't hear you Sanji," says Zoro's teasing voice.

"You."

"Right, so who ends up getting tired the most?"

"You."

"Right, so who needs the most sleep?"

"You."

"Good, you understand. Now go make food. I think Luffy has started the daily trials of 'eating of Usopp's feet' again." A hand gesture expresses the need for no more talk as snores creep onto the ship.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going. But Zoro," Sanji asks before leaving, "Guess what is going to happen tonight."

Zoro opens an eye and looks at the blond. "What?"

"I get top," Sanji states as he leans in for a quick kiss before heading off to the kitchen.

Zoro sighs as he closes his eye. Oh well, at least I can finally get a good nights sleep.

-- (little smiley…kinda)

Okay, so how was it? If you review, don't be too harsh. You don't want me to cry, do ya? No, I won't cry, I just don't want to end up being pissed off at some rude jerk who can't leave nice reviews! So be nice. (Just wanted to say that. I've only been reviewed a couple off times and they were all really nice)

OH! Speaking of that, I just wanted to thank the people who reviewed my other stories.

Thank you so much, you guys are the cool people!

I give you all my happy face -- (doesn't look all that happy, but it is!)

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