1. "Funny How Love Is" – Queen
Carlton Lassiter hates Shawn Spencer. He hates how much time Shawn spends styling his precious, over-coiffed hair. He hates how obsessed Shawn is with that stupid, sticky, too sour pineapple. He hates how Shawn refuses to dress his age. He hates how Shawn always comes into the station and distracts him from doing anything productive.
But, secretly, he loves Shawn Spencer. He loves running his fingers through Shawn's thick, luscious mane. He loves licking the sweet and sour pineapple juice off of Shawn's sticky fingers. He loves Shawn's tight, brightly colored polos and soft flannel shirts. He loves how Shawn flounces into the station on a near-daily basis and gives him an excuse to do nothing.
It's funny how love is, if you just look at it the right way.