A/N: Hello peoples! I will give cookies to all reviewers and non-flamers!!
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Enjoy the story!! P.S. Also another note for potential flamers: Rose takes place of Martha. I know this, but I do not give a shit. xD
Chapter 1
"A horse! A horse! A kingdom for a horse!" the Doctor said, slightly slurred as he did a wild little dance around the TARDIS. A shrill giggle greeted his words and a small English voice, also slightly slurred, remarked
"What was that one from, Doctor? Canada? Australia? I forget…" the Doctor snorted with laughter. Despite his rather drunken state, he knew his Shakespeare well.
"Blimey Rose! It's Shakespeare! Easily one of the greatest men who ever lived on this Earth! Gosh!" Rose giggled again
"Oh yeah…" she realised "We went to visit him when those witch thing-i-me-bobs were there!" the Doctor smiled
"When the carrionites invaded and tried to take over, yes! See? You do remember!" he tapped the top of her head as he spoke "You just have to get it going up here!"
About an hour later, the Doctor realised he had a problem. Rose was fast asleep and snoring, none other than smack bang on top of him. This would not have been much of an issue, except that well, even the Doctor has to respond to a call of nature! Slowly and carefully, the Doctor eased himself out from underneath Rose and crept to the toilet rather quickly.
The following morning, Rose woke to a dull thudding in her head and groaned. What had she had to drink last night? And more importantly, what had she done as a result of that drink? She got up slowly and went to find the Doctor, hoping he could answer her questions. Leaving her bedroom and almost colliding with him in the corridor, she wondered if he had suddenly developed the ability to read her mind... She damn well hoped this was not the case…
"Errr… Doctor?" she began, after the pair of them had recovered from the collision.
"Yes, Rose Tyler, what's up?" the Doctor asked cheerily, showing no signs of a hangover whatsoever.
"Um, do you remember what we did last night? After we drank some of your emergency stash of old alcohol? …" the Doctor winked at his companion and grinned
"Dear Rose Tyler, do you really want to know? Do you really want to know?"
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