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Code: Phendrite

Chapter 1: The Mysterious Mission

"Attention!" the ever so sextist Number 86 shouted capturing Sector V of The Kids Next Door attention as she walked in unnanounced, "We have a new mission and would like-" "Oh let me guess!" Wallabee Beetles butted in, "All girls available to join in!" "Exactly!" "Geez, your such a bastard ya know that!" 4 told her and folded his arms as the girls just shook their heads along with Nigel. "Normally it'd be because boys are just incompitent ninnies!" 86 catching both Nigel and Wallabee's attention. "Wait, what do ya mean? Are you saying that boys aren't allowed on this at all?" 1 asked curiously. "Yes. Unforetunately…I mean of course!" "Why?" 5 asked, "Top command is ordering this?" "Yep, you, Nigel, I'm sure are well aware of the substance known as Phendrite?" 86 smiled.

Number 1 just shook in horror at the mention of the substance and said, "Well now that I know what it's about I understand why we boys aren't allowed, very very good reason." "Well, anyways, a city has been infected by the stuff." "WHAT!" Nigel Uno exclaimed horrified, "How many have been infected!" "All the males in the city and a few women and girls. Ugh! I can't believe they were selling that stuff!" 86 replied. "Alright, what the heck are you two talking about? Your making me miss my favorite cartoon!" Hoagie asked impatiently as he got up from the nearby couch.

"Hoagie, do you remember the Phendrite leak of 2004?" 1 asked his engineer. "Um, I'd rather not but yes, why?" Nigel told Hoagie what they had been disussing and his goggles widened with his teeth clenched tight together. "Okay, for us unknowing members, can you maybe explain?" Abby asked and sat down where 2 had been. "I'll get the tape, Numbah 86, start up the popcorn." Nigel sighed seeing there was no way around it and went to the closet. Fanny jumped in the air slightly with happiness and ran off to get the treats started.

"That was weird." Kuki announced. "Nonsense!" 86 shouted from the other room, "Me and Nigey used to do this all the time when we trained." "Nigey?" Abigale and Wally asked. "Shut up! If you ever speak a word about that I will personally see to it that you are sent on solo missions to King Shadow's (Check my story: Under the Head of a Shadow or some others, for details) secret base!" she snapped back and began to put the kernels on the oven, "We just always trained a lot in the advanced Xanadu tree house is all. What simpler times those were. Before boys were always such jerks!"

The four remaining operatives just looked at eachother in surprise that 86 was talking so nicely for a change. "86! I got it! Is the popcorn done yet!" Numbah 1 asked running in and slipping a tape into the VCR. "Just a few more minutes!" she yelled back in a joyous manner. "So Numbah 1, what's this about you two training at tree house Xanadu?" Hoagie asked curiously. "Huh? She told you about that? Well, um, it was exciting times, great training partner. We were sorta like…siblings back then." Nigel replied and sat down on the couch. "Got that right Nigey!" 86 exclaimed jumping over him and twirling about his head before planting herself on the couch as well, "Just like horror movie night! You know, it feels so different now that you don't have hair when I do that."

Wallabee just stared strangely at her and sat on the floor next to Kuki. "Fire up that monster!" Fanny ordered and Number 1 slung his arm around her neck and turned on the tape. Hoagie frowned seeing his cartoon disappear into static and blackness while Abigale eyed the bald kid and red haired girl suspiciously wondering if they were real. Suddenly a nerdy looking kid appeared on the screen and said, "Phendrite, a subtance discovered by the Silveronian, Dr. Phendrite, and obviously named by him. Let us see what it will do to humans." Just then the screen switched to a girl talking to a rather nervous boy who obviously wanted to ask her out but just kept saying other things. Then that night the boy sprayed a chemical labeled 'Phendrite' on himself. The next day he eagerly walked up to the girl and immediately asked her out which she willing accepted.

"As you can see," the kid said appearing again, "Phendrite is a substance that gives boys the guts to take a relationship a bit farther apparently. However it is only sold in certain amounts in certain places on earth. Scientists in Necronomia (Check the story NEdcronomia) are the ones that usually work with the stuff all owned by the Shadow Corp. as well as Dr. Phendrite himself. He was given direct orders by the head honchos there to discover a new useful subtance and expiriment with it. When sprayed on females it takes no affect, but if to much is used on a guy at once it will make them want to do some pretty, um, drastic things to females, as seen here."

Suddenly a cencorship option appeared and Nigel clicked no as he ate another bite of popcorn. The video switched to a veiw of a highschool and you could hear multiple screams from inside while the kid ofscreen was saying, "July 5, 2004. The infamous Phendrite outbreak in Arizona highschool." Suddenly a girl ran towards the camera with her shirt nearly falling off. A boy jumped on her and attempted to tear away her pants but not before a man in a lab coat, black sonic the hedgehog-like hair, and three fingered claws (Two fingers and a thumb on each hand) walked over and knocked him out. He then kicked the girl offscreen and ordered for a group of plastic cloaked troops with odd plastic masks and metal eyeholes with guns to invade the school. The scientist then smiled at the camera showing his razor sharp fangs along with the rest of his teeth and punched the camera.

"That man you just saw was a top criminal mastermind and vastily known commander in the Shadow Corp., Dr. Jack Kite, the Silveronian candy addict. Working alongside King Shadow, Shelaunda, and Masks for the past nine years." The child said, "This has been your veiwing of the Shadow Corp. video collection. Next time we shall be reviewing the Super Soldier project, stay tuned!" With that the tape stopped and the lights came back on. "Oh man, I just noticed how much I missed Krajen!" 86 blurted out. "Who?" Abigale asked. "The boy in the video, he was always so cool to hang around, always going solo on missions and stuff." Nigel pointed out and let go of Fanny.

Wallibee was busy wrestling around with Kuki who was screaming at the thought of him being infected. Numbah 86 promptly stomped on his head and yelled, "Stop fooling around! This is no joke! A whole city has been infected! Only police women have been handling things there and it's going straight to hell! And even more the only person that might have been able to find a cure, Dr. Phendrite, went missing when the outbreak occurred!" "She is right Number 4, it is extremely serious," Numbah 1 agreed and stood up accidentaly kicking Numbah 3's black haired head, "The girls will go and we will be sending supplies from here." "Thanks Numbah 1," Fanny said smiling and gave him a hug then pushed backwards after realizing what she was doing, "If any of you ever speak a word of that to anyone you know what'll happen to the lot of you! Now then, Numbah 5, Numbah 3, come on."

"No no no no no no no no!" Kuki screamed hysterically, "I'm not going to get harrased by infected men!" "Number 3," Nigel said placing his hand on her shoulder, "I would rather take your place as well as Abigale's for you two not to witness this horror, but it is your duty and we would just be more problems for you guys, now go get suited up you need to get going. And take a rainbow monkey you'll need comfort trust me." After looking about a bit she finally nodded and headed to her room. Wally just gawked and yelled, "You're just letting her go! Some leader you are!" Number 1 glared at the smaller boy and walked off with 86 to discuss some things.

"Well Number 4 what do you think?" Hoagie asked worriedly as he was like a brother of sorts to him, "I mean you would be infected more than likely." "That doesn't matter, I'm not letting Kuki go alone! Sure Abby will be with her but she needs more than just that!" "Then I'll sneak along also. Can't leave you alone out there buddy. Besides, if I don't get infected I might be able to find a cure!" Numbah 2 told him and they snuck off to Numbah 86's ship.

"Just make sure they stay alright out there Fanny." Numbah 1 told her. "You know I don't need any boy's help, everything will be fine and your team will be back in no time! But just in case, here." She told him handing a circular device over, "It's a communicator, I'll be handing them out. We'll try to keep in touch every so often." "Thanks Fanny." Nigel said gave her a thumbs up. She did the same back and headed to the ship where Numbers 3 and 2 had drilled a hole and patched it back up while they snuck aboard.

"Everybody ready?" Number 86 asked looking at the two girls, "Number 1 will let the other two know anything you wish to say to them." "Number 1, tell Number 4 I'll miss him and talk to him lots if I can." Number 3 let him know and turned away saddly, "Tell him I can be brave." "And Number 1, send us the best stuff you can, not just stun weapons, maybe…lethal…" Abigale told him and walked aboard. Nigel Uno nodded watching his team depart. Nigel walked down the hallways of his treehouse looking for the other two boys who he thought were in number four's room. Numbah 2 was obviously comforting his friend as he grieved over the loss of Numbah 3. This however was not the case as he watched the ship depart out a window and saw the two figures laughing about in its underside beneath at least ten girls on the upper floor. "Oh crap!" Nigel yelled and ran to the hangar of the treehouse.

He stealthily hopped in the nearest one painted jet black and pressed the button for the metal bay doors to open. "Come on come on!" Nigel urged readying himself to launch at the first sign of light, "No time for this!" Angrily he shot himself out of the treehouse and took chase after Numbah 86's flagship. He just barely missed splattering all over the doors and could feel the air pressure heave him forward as he slipped past the metal. "I've got to reach them!"

"Great, now that we're all here we can finally get going to Eastronoma!" Fanny exclaimed and got in the commander's chair, "Remember, there'll probably be men trying to climb all over you but that's not going to stop us right!" "Right!" a chorus of young girls armed with fire arms responded. The ship flew towards the infected city at a high speed with Nigel Uno not far behind. "Those two are so dead if I get my hands on them!" he yelled and slammed his foot down causing his aircraft to shoot forth at full throttle leaving a trail of smoke in the air.

Well hope you guys enjoy this, it's one of the only KND fanfics I'll be making let me know how it is. If you want info on any of those sidethings check out the stories I mentioned.