Me + my brother + car ride + lateness = ...insanity. Just so you know.
I have no idea how we got here, but somehow or other we ended up writing a commercial about headcrabs and... I don't know. XD
Anyway.
Disclaimer: No.
SIAPNIAN: Happy Christmas! :D Stay away from Xen aliens. Unless they're Vortiguants. They're lovely. ^_^ Usually.
-BAD WOLF-
[Exterior Day, basketball game]
I have Headcrabs.
[Exterior Day, Picnic]
And it's been a long time since I've had an outbreak...
[Interior Day, Well-lit Office]
...but I still want to be safe.
You never know when some scientist will wander into the room, and I just can't help my newfound cannibalistic cravings.
That's why I take Zolafraxestra. Just one daily pill helps keep my Headcrabs under control.
[Voice-over]
Side effects were minimal, but may include swollen, dry mouth, nausea, uncontrollable bleeding and fear of crowbars.
Ask your doctor if Zolafraxestra is right for you.
-BAD WOLF-
Remember, the blame for this lies mostly on my brother's shoulders, so there. ^_^
Hugs to all!