(Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz)
First Hetalia story! Yay! :D ...it's not really a story...probably the shortest drabble I've ever written...
"Alright, here's the plan..." Russia explained to the small group consisting of his sisters, the Baltic Nations, and Poland. Russia smoothed out the map, making two red circles, not noticing as America waltzed in with Germany, Canada, and France.
"W-w-w-where d-did you c-come up with this p-plan, sir?" Latvia asked, quite bravely considering his normal apprehension around the man. Russia smiled dangerously.
"I heard it in a song." The Baltics smiled in approval, afraid to do anything but. "So, first we'll take Manhattan, and then we'll take Berlin-"
America cut him off in frustration at the plan to attack him. "And then I'll take your mother, and kindly shove it in." The group jumped and faced the newcomers.
"America!" Canada gasped...he was ignored.
Belarus snarled and jumped at him with a knife, foaming slightly at the mouth while Ukraine desperately tried hold her back.
The Baltics snickered slightly and Poland burst out laughing, joining the American in a high-five. "Ur Mom joke!"
"KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL-" Russia growled. The three stopped dead.
Just a little crack story to get the creative juices flowing...don't kill me. It was on the radio and when I started thinking about it, this rhyme popped into my head. XD
"First we take Manhattan, and then we take Berlin..."
"And then I'll take your mother and kindly shove it in."
That song strikes me as something Russia would listen to, you know? Oh and France...yeah, he's just there cause I say so. Probably molesting Canada or something...
-DiGi