A/N: I wrote this last night after being inspired by reading 'Rules of the TARDIS' by rosexknight. Slight slash and one tiny bit of possible Gwen-bashing as although I love her and Angel who plays her I just don't agree with the Gwen and Arthur romance, it just seems wrong... apologise to anyone who likes it =)

Rules of the Castle

1. No magic

2. No calling the Prince a prat

3. Do not mess with Sir Leon

4. Absolutely no magic

5. Do not laugh at Kingy's baldness... or 'fashionable' hat

6. No killing unicorns

7. No eyeballing ones Manservant

8. No magic. It's evil

9. Do as Kingy says

10. Remember when you have been outlawed

11. in the Royal court is not funny

12. No secretly magical Manservants

13. Knights must be manly and fight like real men with swords (which have no relation to phallic symbolism... nope, not a thing)

14. Obey the Knight's Code, even if you are not in fact a knight

15. Hate all magic

16. Do not point out the entire court's complete obliviousness

17. Buy Morgana pretty things

18. All wooing must involve chicken

19. Boo and hiss at magic

20. Throw things at incompetent Manservants

21. Save ungrateful Prince's life

22. Collect flowers for one's Lady

23. Enjoy killing things

24. No food fights

25. Stop all magic

26. Visitors wishing to save the Prince's life must rock the tall, dark, rugged and handsome look

27. Always be chivalrous

28. Take turns to use Dragon Airways

29. All sorcerers must live in old castles/caves

30. Respect thy Kingy

31. All guards must take courses in how to be completely oblivious

32. Pretend to be in love with a different servant

33. Argue with your adopted siblings

34. Do not question Kingy

35. Drink lots of mead

36. Ignore advise that something may not be a good idea

37. Knights never die (a/n: seriously, no explanation of how Leon's alive?)

38. Bully Merlin

39. Appreciate Gwen's advances

40. Disregard orders after much pouting

41. Destroy sorcery

42. No goblins

43. No magical creatures

44. No trolls EVER

45. No plots against the Royal Household

46. No disguising Kingy as a woman

47. No wearing quiet, stealthy shoes

48. No running away with ones evil half sister

49. Eliminate all magic and magical beings from the Kingdom

50. No breaking the rules

Deviance from the above-listed rules is punishable by DEATH (and people say Uther s a harsh ruler, how very unjust)

A/N: I was considering putting which character wrote/said each but that would probably just get complicated lol. I can't believe that they just ignored the fact that Leon's dead and not bothered to explain it, but I do love him and he's more involved in this series as well so yay! Oh and btw LOVE Gwaine! XD
Anywayz hope you liked it =)
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