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The Nerd and Mr. Perfect
The epitome of a dark, hot, sexy, badass, demigod traps a fine-looking blonde cheerleader against her locker. His hands on either side of it.
He is clad in a body hugging sleeveless ebony denim shirt and loose fitting baggy pants with many pockets and chains. The tight shirt traced out his well build torso.
His name?...
Uchiha Sasuke.
The MOST popular guy in school and within a hundred kilometer radius.
"So babe… I'll pick you up at 8 tonight? Crimson orbs meets azure.
The blonde cheerleader blushed feverishly and nodded. A date with him is a date to die for… literally. You'd be lucky to still be a virgin after that.
"You shine like a diamond in my eyes… If your beauty was time, it'd be eternity". Standard line…
Now her life is complete and it better be. Sasuke's girlfriend is the head of the cheerleading squad. Not someone to mess with.
Sasuke smirked turning to join his underlings. He strode down the hall with an air of arrogant as he particle owns it. This part of the school is even named The Sasuke District.
Well that blonde is just a mediocre. Sasuke had asked her out to make a perfect record. He has gone out with every single one of the cheerleaders on the squad but this. Now he can proudly say I have fuck with every one of them. Life is great…
A certain blonde joined him with a red head.
"So?"
"Date at 8"
"Oh Yeah Dantebayo!!" the blonde turn to the red head. "Gaara…" he rubbed his fingers together into the international sign which means cash.
"Damn you Naruto" Gaara reached into his pocket for a fifty. "Here"
Down the hall Naruto pulls out a cigarette.
"Boss "egg white" ahead Dantebayo" Naruto gave a puff on his cigarette.
Sasuke nodded and reached into his many pockets for a small packet of white powder.
Cocaine.
" Neji, you bring me my stuff?"
"You bring me mine?"
Sasuke smirked and pushed pass Neji, bumping his shoulder.
"Watch your language" Sasuke whisper.
The exchange was made. Sasuke slips 6 grand into his pocket.
"How much?" Naruto asked.
"6 G's"
"I thought it only worth 4?"
"This is business"
RING!!
"We are late for class" Gaara groan.
"I'm skipping" Sasuke reply
. It is no big deal for him. Sasuke has always managed to come out at the top of his form despite his constant disappearance in class. A born prodigy.
"Naruto since you are going to class you can leave the excuse part to Gaara"
"But…"
"Yeah…Sasuke DIED DANTEBAYO is a great excuse" Sasuke said sarcastically.
"Hey I thought it was great dantebayo"
"…"
The world's biggest nerd with long unruly obsidian hair to just above his elbow rushed down flights of staircase.
He was already 5 seconds late for his PE class. 5 LONG seconds… make it 6 and counting to his most dreaded class as he is known as the human punching bag.
Well he look like one too and that's not saying a lot. He is clad in orange and black checkers pants too short for him as it hangs mid air around his ankle with some alien belt wrap around his waist and pale blue striped shirt button all the way up to his neck even if he isn't wearing tie not to mention high stoking.
Typical nerd much?
CRASH!
A gang of school bullies tripped him. He fall face first down the stairs; books, papers, and lots of other junks fell out his bag.
"Opps… didn't see you there Itachi" they laughed.
Ignoring them he quickly collects his scattered stuff. His thick black frame glasses with thick cello tape on the middle cracked slightly.
"I need to get to the gym" he whimpered softly.
5…4…3…2…1…
"WAHHH! MY HAIR!! MY YOUTHFUL HAIR!!" Sasuke smirked outside the teacher's lounge.
Mission complete… So what's next?
Sasuke leans indolently on the school stairs. The hall is dead silent and occasionally teachers passed by as they hurry to their next class. They ignore him. No one messes with Sasuke and gets away with it. They cherish their assets far too much to knock some sense into him. Besides… he is their golden student after all.
"So what do we have today?" Sasuke pulls out a little ebony note book which held his deepest darkest secrets and halfhearted flips it to his to-do list
Cheerleaders to Date
1. Sakura- done- She's a hot bitch…Nose bleed…
2. Temari- done- A whore…Nice boobs…
3. Tenten- done- Is she even a girl?! NO CURVES…Scarred for life…EWWWW!!
4. Karin-done- Bitch but good in bed…got to get her again…yeah…
And the list goes on…
25. Ino-done-…….
"Yep…we'll fine out what you are tonight"
Teachers to torture today
English: Orochimaru: Gay Pedophile: Frame him for child molestation: Failed: DANG!!
History: Tobi: Idiot: Lock him in the janitors closet- Done
PE: Gai: Toooo Youthful: Shave his hair bold when asleep in the teachers lounge- Done
Activities Today
Favorite pass time: favorite target: Itachi-…
A smirk twitches its way onto Sasuke's lips.
Sweet….45 minutes and counting.
"That loser should thank me for making him not so invisible"
True…
Itachi is also known as Sasuke's Toy. Well at least people know he existed. Chucking the ebony book into his Billabong sling bag he plucked his mp4 to his ears.
Brother, My Brother
Tell me what are we fighting for
We've got to end this war
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
We can try
Brother, my brother
We face each other from different sides
The anger burns, can't remember why
It's kinda crazy to cause such pain
Our foolish pride makes us hate this way
We watch our world fall apart…..
Itachi reached the gym panting as he shoves the door open. No one even knows he entered the gym. That's weird… everyone's sitting on the bench. Well guess its theory today.
Thank GOD! NO PUNCHING BAG!
"NERDY SCUM BAG you are late!!"
Maybe not that lucky. The sir with silver spiky locks turns to face Itachi.
"KAKASHI ?! FUCK!!" Itachi said before he could stop himself.
Laughter echoed through the entire gym, but is silent by one glare from Kakashi.
"Yes NERD our lesson today is about fucking, it's called SEX EDUCATION! And I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last breathing creature in the universe"
"…"
"SIT! YOU MUTT!"
Itachi rush to take his sit beside his 3 only friends.
"Did you talk to her?" asked his blue friend.
"Spill it" said the other with long blonde hair tie in a high ponytail and bangs covering half his face.
"Hi Kisame, Deidara, Sasori…no I didn't".
"Gai wouldn't show up for any of his class…that's why Kakashi's taking over for a while" Sasori wrap a hand around Deidara's waist pulling him closer into a warm embrace.
"Life sucks" Itachi mumbled fantasizing about his idol.
Itachi has a huge crush on the schools most feared, influential, stunning and popular girl. The head cheerleader… The Goddess Venus…
Haruno Sakura...
That girl is sitting on the very top of the social pyramid while Itachi hits rock bottom and still digging a few more hundred feet below. Sakura barely even know Itachi existed. To top it all, her boyfriend is no other than the stunning demigod Sasuke.
"Hey you Bitch come here" Kakashi points at Deidara.
"I'm a GUY!"
"Shut up seme and get in front here"
"I'm NOT a seme!"
"You will be today MAN BITCH…we need demonstration for our lesson today"
"I am an UKE! NOT SEME!"
"Seme just shut it… and you BARBIE FREAK you are an UKE! Kakashi points at another male student.
"But"
"NO BUTS"
"I AM NOT A SEME! SASORI'S THE SEME! AND DAMN DOES HE HAVE AN INHUMAN STAMINA AND A CUTE PIECE OF ASS! AND A BIG Di- OUCH!"
Itachi kicked Deidara on the shin. Sasori's face is as red as a tomato. Everyone else except Kakashi…Scarred for life.
"What?!"
RING!!
Sasuke smirked, time for his favorite pass time. Naruto and Gaara weren't far behind.
"We'll meet him outside the gym" Yeah... this is an everyday routine, so much so that they even memorize Itachi's schedule better than him.
"What's the plan?" Gaara ask.
"I was thinking…strip him and lock him in The Big Boob's office" Sasuke smirked.
"Sweet…Tsunade's going to skin him"
Tsunade- The badass principle.
"Weasel boy…I think you have an appointment with the Big Boobs" Sasuke stopped Itachi and his freaky friends outside the gym.
"Err… I do?"
"Yeah dantebayo!" Naruto punched the air.
"…"
"That's just so wrong in so many degrees" Gaara hissed.
BAM! OUCH!
Sasuke took a hold on Itachi's collar and throw him to the wall. Grabbing Itachi's long locks he gave it a harsh tug so that Itachi would be facing him.
"So…Sharky, and gays…you wants to join in the fun?" Gaara licked his lips.
"Just GO! GO WITHOUT ME!!" Itachi's eyes watered in pain.
"OKAY!!" the 3 took off down the hall.
"What the fuck…that's what you call friends?" Gaara gapped.
"That was just a cliché! GET BACK HERE!!" Itachi yelled.
At The Nerds AND Freaks Table…
"You think we should have left?" Kisame looked annoyingly at the kissing scene in front of him.
"Ummm"
"CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP KISSING FOR 1 MINUTE?"
Pulling their lips away from each other Sasori said "I hate wasting time"
"…"
"He did say leave without him right?" Deidara twist his slender fingers in Sasori's red locks.
"Yeah"
"Good! Than there's nothing to worry about" Deidara cuddles up towards Sasori.
"Okay… if you say so"
STOP!
WAH!
OUCH!
OWH!
SLAM!
Everyone avoided the restroom….even the teachers. Sasuke is having his fun.
RULE NO.1: Never ever interrupt Sasuke
RULE NO.2: STAY OUT OF THE WAY IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE NEXT!!
They punch and kick Itachi mercilessly. The more he begged them to stop the worst they hurt him.
"So you having fun yet?"
"STOP! SASUKE! STOP!"
"HEHEHEHE!"
"Hey stripe him!"
"Hehehe"
"STOP!!" Itachi elbowed Gaara as they tried to rip his shirt off.
"PLEASE OTOU…" Sasuke punched Itachi in the face before he finish, breaking his nose.
"OWH!" Itachi crouched on the floor trying to stop the profuse bleeding.
They rip his clothes off just as planned. Sasuke grabbed onto Itachi's hair and dragged him like an animal to the opposite room which says TSUNADE. Shoving the ivory door open, Sasuke pushed him in locking it with a click.
Sasuke hadn't meant to break his nose but he held no remorse.
FOR GOD SAKE THAT GUY ALMOST RUIN HIS LIFE!!
Imagine if anyone found out that his older brother is the school's biggest nerd.
Moral class…
Sasuke took his sit next to his underlings with Naruto and Gaara. "Where did you go?" asked the underling wearing an Emporio Armani 9337 sunglass and ebony jacket with a hood over his head.
"Yo Shino, Kiba, Sai, Shika you guys missed the fun! Dantebayo!!"
"Quite or pay" boomed their Moral teacher strolling in.
"Afternoon!" the class greet.
"That's ten buck each!"
"WHAT!!"
"You want to make it twenty?"
"…"
"Just like I thought… Now let the lesson began"
"You girl…what's your ambition?" Kakuzu asked.
"Err…reporter"
"Why?"
"Umm…I want to tell the world the truth and help justice and…"
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP! YOU WANT TO BE A REPORTER FOR THE GREEN!! NOT JUSTICE!! MONEY IS THE WORLD!! THIS MONEY SUCKING PIT HAS CORRUPTED YOUR BRAIN"
"…"
"Okay Sasuke! What about you?"
"I don't care even if it is against the law…I am where the money is"
"NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALIKING ABOUT!! MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!"
"…"
"ALL YOU USELESS SCUM BAGS TAKE IT FROM SASUKE"
"Err…isn't this suppose to be moral class where we are thought to be goody daisy?" one of the students whisper.
"I heard that HINATA! Now bribe me if you do not want trouble" Kakuzu held out his hand.
"ITACHI!!" boomed a blood curdling shriek which echoed from every corner of the school.
"I can explain…"
"You pervert!!" "Dude nice body…masculine…from a nerd? Now that's new"
"Tsunade…It's not what you think"
"I'm not thinking anything!! Now GET OUT BEFORE I RA-THROW YOU OUT!! AND GO SEE THE NURSE ABOUT YOUR FREAKING NOSE!!" "Damn he is hot…he should really come to school without clothes…guess brothers look alike"
"How am I suppose to get out? I'm not wearing anything but boxers!"
"That's an improvement" "Damn he might even be hotter than Sasuke"
"Now why do I have the urge to burn down Tsunade's office all of a sudden?" Sasuke came to a halt at the school exit.
"Sasuke kun" came a feminine seductive voice, an arm wrap around his torso.
"Sakura chan…I think I am lost"
"Really? Naughty boy" Sakura twist her slender finger in his obsidian locks playfully.
"Can you blame me? I am lost in your gorgeousness" Sasuke turned to her and took her.
Their kiss starts like any routine. Their kiss deepens with the passing of second; Sakura gropes Sasuke's back almost violently. Sasuke's tongue probes that gentle flesh asking for entrance which was granted immediately. His tongue ravaged every inch of that warm cavern, tasting it, remembering her unique scent. Soon the needs for air become too overwhelm causing them to break apart. Thin string of saliva connects.
"You haven't lost touch of your skills ne?" Sasuke cascade her lips tenderly.
Passer by stared at them in envy, either wishing they are either Sasuke or Sakura.
"Sasuke… I love you"
"I know you do precious"
"Hey I've been thinking... we've been together for about 3 months already, I think its time you meet my parents"
"Err…why?"
"I really want this relationship to work…I really love you"
"And?"
"Look…why is it so hard to just come meet my parents?" Sakura asked heatedly.
"Hey…looks like they are having an argument" Naruto whisper to Gaara as they stood a distant.
"Let's bet… I want my fifty back"
"I pick Sasuke dantebayo!!"
"Sakura"
"Well Sakura…meeting your parent kind of means a long term relationship" Sasuke said.
"Don't you want it to be so?!"
"Not really"
"SASUKE! WE SLEPT TOGETHER A NUMBER OF TIMES ALREADY!! DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!!"
"Sakura let me put this straight…I HAVE trouble with commitments"
"WHAT!"
"Look girls make love to a guy because they love them but guy wants a girl only for it"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!"
"Okay…that did not come out right…"
"Look…do you want this relationship or NOT!! Just say it if you want it to stop! I can handle it" Sakura's voice shook in anger.
"If you want me to be committed than I guess this is goodbye"
"How DARE YOU DUMP ME!!"
"That's… not what I said…"
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!! NOBODY DUMPS ME!! NOBODY!!"
"Sakura…"
"YOU JUST WAIT UCHIHA SASUKE!! YOU WILL REGREAT IT!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!"
"Err…" Sasuke backs away a little from the crazy Sakura.
OUCH!! OWH!!
Pain shot up Sasuke's spine as he collapsed to the ground in pain. Sakura had kicked him in between the legs.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOU THINK IT'S A SOCCER BALL OR SOMETHING?! FUCK!!" Sasuke groan, his eyes watery.
"Yeah I thought its a soccer ball...Guess i kick the wrong one...I don't think you can fuck anymore"
Sakura -1
Sasuke -0
"DAMN…OUCH! That's got to hurt like hell dantebayo"
"You lost" Gaara held out a hand.
The battle begun… Sasuke Vs Sakura…
"I WILL NOT FORGET!! I WILL DESTROY YOU SASUKE!!" Sakura storms away to her red Saleen S7 Twin Turbo where Temari and Karin are waiting patiently for the free ride.
"Sasuke…You okay?" Gaara went to him.
"DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU USURATONKACHI?!" Naruto helped Sasuke up.
"…"
"Damn… if it isn't against my principle I would have hit that bitch…I'll get her"
"..."
"OWH! I think that bitch dislocated my balls...damn i don't think i'll be fucking anytime soon"
"She did admit she mistaken it for a soccer ball so its an accident...Right?" Naruto ask completely oblivious of the malicious aura enveloping him.
OWH! HOLY CRAP! SHIT!!
"MY BALLS DUDE!!"
"Shut IT!! I thought it WAS A SOCCER BALL!!"
"Was it something i said?" Naruto look up from the ground as Sasuke limps out the door.
"It is always something you said" Gaara shook his head in disbelief.
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