For BroadwayKhaos' Jellicle week october.
Sunday
Their relationship was a secret, no one knew about it not even old Deuteronomy. They didn't know what others would think about it. Munk was on his way back from patrol when someone slammed into him. The two of them tumbled over the ground and when they stopped Munk was looking up at his tomfriend.
"Alonzo what are you doing?"
"I came to warn you but you came from the other direction", Alonzo answered as he pulled him up.
"Warn me about what?"
"Flirting Cassie in that direction and I know how uncomfy you get of it."
Munk laughed. "And you too."
"Yeah yeah but I hide it better than you do."
Munk pouted. "That's not fair."
"But you are."
Munk smiled and blushed and when Alonzo kissed his cheek he got a dreamy look on his face and made a strange squeak.
"Uh oh", Alonzo said and left but Munk didn't notice and suddenly he heard a purring he recognized.
"Hello Munkustrap", Cassandra said.
"Hello Cassie", Munk sobered up directly.
"What made you look that dreamy? It wasn't little old me was it?"
"Well… uh no it wasn't…"
"Oh you're so cute when you blush." She scratched his chin. "I've been looking for a tom to chat with all day but everyone was out hunting."
"Or hiding", Munk mumbled.
"Pardon", Cassie turned to him.
"Or driving."
From his hiding place Alonzo could see them and now he groaned in frustration and slapped his face.
"Driving", Cassie asked.
"Yes driving someone nuts", Munk said. "They are really good at that haven't you noticed? Well I gotta go now see you bye!" He started to walk but Cassie grabbed his arm.
"Not so fast", she said. "I was wondering if you would like to do something with me."
"Put you in a trashcan."
"What?"
"What?"
"What did you just say to me?"
"Munk!" Alonzo yelled and ran up to them and grabbed his lovers arm. "We have a big situation near the gates."
"But…. But… but…"
"Sorry Cassie", Alonzo said and pulled his lover with him away from the queen.
"It's not funny", Munk yelled at his lover who was lying on the floor laughing like crazy.
"Yes it is! It's hilarious", Alonzo said and held his stomach.
"It was embarrassing!"
"Oh you're cute when you blushes", Alonzo mimicked Cassie and Munk shuddered. "Well you are kinda cute shaking like a leaf too."
"Your smooth talk won't help you."
"No I always have you to do that."
Munk pouted. "I hate you."
"What did Max say when he wanted to say no to De?"
"I don't know."
"De nay." (Deny)
Munk groaned. "Okay I don't hate you."
"Are you lying to yourself again Munk? It isn't good for you."
"Then what is good for me?" Alonzo walked over and kissed him. "Yeah I agree to that. But Zo you gotta help me!"
"With what?"
"How to deal with Cassie!"
Alonzo chuckled. "Watch and learn."
Alonzo walked towards the gate when Cassie came up to him.
"Hello handsome", she said and purred.
Alonzo looked around. "Where?"
"You silly", she said and hit his arm softly.
"Oh yesterday you said I was a big jerk."
"I did", she asked.
"Yes I didn't see you and we collided."
"Oh you know me", she said and laughed. "I never mean what I say."
"So you don't think I'm handsome then?"
"Oh no no no I do I just mean-"
"But if you say that you never mean what you say", Alonzo said and looked deep in thought. "Then you can't really mean that you never mean what you say so that means you think I'm handsome."
"Err… yeah", Cassie said and smiled. "You are."
"Or maybe you do mean what you say and that would mean that you don't mean what you say."
Cassie blinked in confusion. "I… I… uh do you want to go out tonight?"
"Do you mean it?"
"I…" Cassie looked at the sun. "Oh look at the time I must go!" She ran off and Alonzo chuckled and Munk came out from his hiding place.
"Genius", he said.
"Thank you Munk."
"What's your secret?"
"You."
"Other than that!"
"That's a secret."
Munk rolled his eyes but put his arm around Alonzo's shoulders and they walked back to Alonzo's den for the night. On the way their Munk asked:
"Can you teach me?"
"What do you want to learn?"
"How to get rid of Cassie."
"Well let's see you take a road and a car and ow!"
Munk had hit him. "That's not what I mean!"
"Oh trust me Silver that's the only way you could ever get rid of her." And with that he ran.
"Hey get back here!" Munk called after him and took off towards his lover. He caught up to the patched tom and Munk jumped at him and they wrestled for a little bit until Alonzo kissed Munk's nose. Munk laughed and they just lied there beside each other watching the sun set.
"Beautiful", Munk said. "I love how the setting sun gives everything a touch of gold."
"I love Silver", Alonzo smirked and Munk purred.