Ages:
Finn/Noah: 17
Quinn: 16
Santana/Brittany: 15
Sam/ Mike: 14
Tina: 13
Mercedes: 12
Artie: 9
Kurt: 8
Rachel: 6
Cousins:
Rory: 14- Emma and Carl
Ryder: 10- Emma and Carl
Marley: 8- Emma and Carl
Matt: 15- Adam and Carol
Sugar: 13- Adam and Carol
Jake: 10- Adam and Carol
Wade: 17- Bryan and Becky
Kitty: 12- Bryan and Becky
Adults:
Emma (Shelby's older sister)
Carl (Husband)
Will
Shelby
Adam (Will's older brother)
Carol (Wife)
Bryan (Shelby's eldest brother)
Becky (Wife)
Joey (Will's younger brother. Not married and has no kids)
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"No Rachel! The forks go on the right, not the left. And it's big fork then small fork then spoon then knife" Santana scolded grabbing the silver fork out of the 6 year olds grasp and slamming it down on the table.
"Why are you so stressed?" Quinn asked her sister. She too was helping them set the table for the second Seder. The Schusters had set up 4 tables going horizontally. She and Mercedes were doing two tables, Santana and Rachel were doing the others. Tina and Brittany was helping Shelby in the kitchen and the boys were bringing Kosher for Passover food upstairs. Will was driving home work
"I'm just annoyed that instead of hanging out at the mall with Beth to find clothes for a party, I am stuck here setting tables" Santana said as she started on the next chair "See, one big, one small Fork and a spoon and knife". Rachel nodded and started setting the table just like Santana did
"Ya well, we're all stuck here so suck it up princess" Quinn said bumping purposely into Santana as she walked between the tables to get to the kitchen
"Watch it" Rachel asked as Santana aggressively pushed her aside to start setting up the place cards. Santana grumbled some form of apology and placed a place card labeled "Dork" in front of Noah's chair
"That's Noah's spot" Rachel stated looking at the card
"I know that midgit" Santana said already moving onto the next spot
"Mom said you couldn't call me that" Rachel said stomping her foot and crossing her arms
"What mom doesn't know won't hurt her"
"Santana" Mom called from the kitchen. Rachel gave her a smug look and Santana groaned
"Sorry Mom" She whined as she replaced Noah's card with one that had his actual name written on it. As Santana moved onto the next place set Rachel observed the card more closely
"What happened to my cards?" Rachel asked picking up Noah's place card
"What was that squirt?" Santana asked re-tying her hair in a ponytail. It was really hot inside the house and she had just ran on a treadmill until Shelby interrupted her
"Don't call me that and I made my own special place cards and mom said we could use them"
"Actually I believe she said "Maybe" and it's too late now" Santana said obviously not caring. Rachel actually put time and effort into her cards decorating them to fit the persons personality. Santana's was decorated with pom pom's since she was a Cherrio but they looked ridiculous. It was covered with stickers and doodles and her handwriting was barley comprehendible
"Tana" Rachel said stomping her foot a little. Mercedes, sensing a tantrum, quickly walked over to the feuding siblings and took Rachel aside
"You should finish getting dressed Rach" Mercedes said. Rachel looked down and sighed. She was right. She couldn't show up a Seder with a horse sweater and flared jeans, she had to dress up. Maybe she could wear her teal dress? Or her red top with a matching sweater vest...and a plaid skirt, oooo that'd be cute right?
"Okay" Rachel agreed skipping upstairs
"Good riddance-where are you going" Santana snapped. Mercedes and Quinn looked up to see Noah sneaking past the window. He was wearing his famous leather jacket and trying to look casual as Santana approached the screen, the only thing separating the siblings
"H-Hi San" Noah said rubbing his arm
"Nu-Uh, no fair" Quinn whisper yelled at Noah. She slammed down the plates she was setting and walked over to the window "If I can't go to Josie's party neither can you!"
"Josie? Josie VanHooten?!" Santana asked. Quinn and Noah nodded, not taking their eyes off of each other. If looks could kill they'd both be dead. "No fair, I was also invited and I'm turning it down! If you go I'll squeal to mom" Santana said putting her hands on her hips
"No!" Noah yelled then clamped his hand over his mouth
"Girls close the window, I can feel the breeze over here!" Shelby yelled from the kitchen "Brittany watch-" There was a squeal and a clang of plates and the ever graceful Brittany fell down onto the tiled flooring in the Schuster's kitchen
"Sorry" Brittany said and Shelby sighed
"It's stuck, I'll do it from the outside maw" Santana said. She grabbed her coat and boots and opened the door. Seconds later she appeared on the opposite side of the screen "I'm going with you" She said grabbing Noah's arm
"No way. No little sisters allowed" Noah said shoving Santana off his arm
"I was going to go anyways" She said rolling her eyes and standing still, obviously not leaving without a fight. A car door slammed and their neighbors started filing out of their car
"Wait, if she goes I go" Quinn ordered already grabbing her coat
"Mom will notice if the three of us go. I'm faking a headache it'll look suspicious if all three of us are 'sick'" Noah said. Quinn pondered that for a minute then reluctantly put her coat back on the hanger and walked up towards the window again
"Fine" Quinn snapped "But if you aren't back by dessert I'm not covering for you. Santana get back here" Quinn stomped her foot
"Um...are you guys okay" Mercedes asked. Quinn whipped around to see 12 year old Mercedes awkwardly standing beside one of the tables holding two glasses in her hands
"We're fine" Quinn and Santana (Who had just arrived back inside the house) said smiling. Mercedes gave her two elder sisters a unconvinced look but turned back to setting the tables. Outside a purr of an engine told the girls that Noah had made a safe getaway
"Um...why aren't you two going to squeal on him?" Mercedes asked as she gathered more glasses from their Glass cabinet where they store all their delicate items (China plates, glass candles...)
"Leverage!" The girls replied. Sensing that Mercedes was still confused Santana expanded her explanation
"It'll be great to use for blackmail and if either one of us want to go out to party he'll HAVE to cover for us. So don't blow this" Santana said pointing her perfectly polished pink finger at Mercedes
"Done, did I miss anything?" Rachel asked re-appearing at the scene "Do I look okay? Kurt stopped me before I came downstairs and made me change that's what took me so long." The petit brunette was wearing a black dress with a bejeweled waist and white stud earrings.
"Smashing, now come help me finish setting up" Santana ordered not even glancing at her. Rachel strutted over to her sister and started putting out plates